Jack Monroe #207 Jack Morley

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Your neighbour wont be sniffing up your letter box in the morning then?! https://giphy.com/6w4QMdUSaiQqGQRQGJ
 
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I finally got round to cleaning a bit of the kitchen so I checked early...just as well as the liquid is trying to escape. I’ve put a dirty tea towel under it to catch the inevitable escaping ephemera. I’d do a daily mail sad face except I’m a faceless troll, so I did a superfluous finger point
 
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Abort abort!!!

Its telling you its had enough!!
 
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Are u sure you aren’t making the moonshine mash? Or even just moonshine? Or kombucha?
 
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This feels like some kind of monster origin story. Be careful! #HotesOats
 
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Are u sure you aren’t making the moonshine mash? Or even just moonshine? Or kombucha?
Looks like expanding foam. You could hit up the building trade with a new. Improved organic ( ish,) product.
 
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I’m still alive, and the #HotesOats are too. They have possibly become sentient, choosing to stay around the rim of the bowl without slipping over. They are also doing tiny “sigh” air bubbles. If you’ve ever encountered a scouser who is annoyed at you not offering them tea fast or frequently enough, it’s the same noise as “spitting feathers”
 
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I don’t want to alarm you Hotes but your #HotesOats are definitely alive things with eyes are forming please don’t put it in the microwave I’ve seen Gremlins it doesn’t end well
 
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