Jack Monroe #206 I wouldn’t trust her with a spam fritter

[Switchstreetz]

So honoured to share in a recap with the witty @Lizzie Mintdrop would you like to smash some biscuits up together, dear heart?

oh boy I've logged in just in time to potentially experience thread 36 part II Coopsy? LJC? The ghost of secondhand lightbulbs past? is that you?

 

[HotesTilaire]

So honoured to share in a recap with the witty @Lizzie Mintdrop would you like to smash some biscuits up together, dear heart?

oh boy I've logged in just in time to potentially experience thread 36 part II Coopsy? LJC? The ghost of secondhand lightbulbs past? is that you?

31, dear heart have you been chewing the hose again!?

 

[Switchstreetz]

31, dear heart have you been chewing the hose again!?

Apologies, found an unexpected inexplicable bottle of wine in my fridge this evening which I purchased earlier which has softly softly gently obliterated my brain apparently x

 

[Oxford_Girl]

Read the Wiki and the LineGoss article

Jack Monroe Targets Jamie Oliver and Gets A BBC One Show – Lime Goss

She’s not some poor beleaguered kind soul

 

[anon12300]

Read the Wiki and the LineGoss article

Jack Monroe Targets Jamie Oliver and Gets A BBC One Show – Lime Goss

She’s not some poor beleaguered kind soul

I remember the Jamie Oliver thing. She did apologise for that... I think she was given advice to do so.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

 

[NomDeGuerre]

You're not a part-time taxi driver are you, by any chance?

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Is this.....a test?

Also, whatever is in that tray reminds me of the garbage compressor scene in the first Star Wars film.

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

My husband LEFT (well, he’s taking his kid to uni in Mack’s homeland) and I’m so happy I have the house to myself to sit and eat 12 bowls of pasta while this thread starts with a bang.

I’ll just leave this here…

 

[Raver_Bear]

I remember the Jamie Oliver thing. She did apologise for that... I think she was given advice to do so.

She said she wrote a private letter to him apologising, that he never acknowledged. So no one saw this apology, JO never confirmed or denied it either.. so who is to say she actually did apologise or just say she did to try and win back a few followers who found her behaviour distasteful? Knowing Jack I know which I believe..

(I don’t think she apologised at all)

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

The bit about the vegan book in that article is everything.

Narc behaviour = thinking you deserve everything because you want it.

I watched the Jamie series (only because of her fuss) it wasn’t even about tins. It was leftovers, in lots of different and interesting ways. What shone through was his cooking knowledge and ability. Can you imagine the total shitshow if they had actually tried to do this with her. It wouldn’t have been shown on tv. 30 minutes of her ‘winging it’.

 

[anon12300]

She said she wrote a private letter to him apologising, that he never acknowledged. So no one saw this apology, JO never confirmed or denied it either.. so who is to say she actually did apologise or just say she did to try and win back a few followers who found her behaviour distasteful? Knowing Jack I know which I believe..

(I don’t think she apologised at all)

She literally apologised on Twitter. I remember seeing it. I'll see if I can find it to screenshot.

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

She literally apologised on Twitter. I remember seeing it. I'll see if I can find it to screenshot.

She goes on mega delete sprees to cover what a twit she is so you’ll need a miracle.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

You really need to read the wiki. Pink button, top right hand on this page. She was never poor. The selling lightbulb stories is a lie. She said only last week that she’s still got a laptop she had since way before “the poverty” - why would you sell your son’s toys but not a laptop? Her dad inherited a property empire. She’s extremely well connected and lies about being working class as a “niche” in the food world. Either you’re trolling or you’re naive as to why someone who markets herself as doing good has over 200 threads debunking her many and constant lies.

Just saw this on Ching’s Insta - Sir Matt of the Forearms’ mystique has fully left the building. He’s just any moist, slurring rugger bugger you’d see on the train into London from Twickenham on a Saturday.
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How has so much happened here in just an hour?! Sorry, but I have so much to say!

1. Does anyone still fancy Sir Matt after seeing this picture @DisgruntledGoat found? I never did but now I fancy Ching, she’s so pretty.

2. I MISS THE TAXI DRIVER GUY!

3. Never mind the gold spray, what are the pearl things on that metaphorical rocky road? It looks like a cheap necklace got knocked off a sideboard and landed in the tin?

4. That picture of the Scream ghostface holding a packet of Digestives ended me @traumatised sideboard !

 

[anon12300]

She literally apologised on Twitter. I remember seeing it. I'll see if I can find it to screenshot.

Okay, I can't find it. But I *swear* she did.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I forgot all about Eamonn's cousin. Although I love that advert he's in for the leg thing

 

[Pocahontas]

She literally apologised on Twitter. I remember seeing it. I'll see if I can find it to screenshot.

You don’t need to find proof, we seen’t it all. You’re kind of derailing the thread now. You’re welcome to make a Jack thread in the rave section.

Edit: For anyone coming through on a grunk, please let’s not reply anymore to these posts.

 

[Cookiecookie]

I love how obvious troll appearance has turned into the cabal Mastermind Special Edition, subject matter Jack Monroe.

She must have been sat there eating her glittery biscuit abomination, not allowed to start fights on Twitter by whoever, and got bored wondering what to do with the rest of the night.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Is this.....a test?

This is the exam for your GCSE in chaos, hopefully you’ve got your clear pencil case at the top right hand corner of your desk with your student ID facing upwards. Please remove all labels from water bottles and put scarves and hoodies on the backs of your chair. Good luck

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Okay, I can't find it. But I *swear* she did.

Jack could tweet that the sky is blue and I'd still look out my window to check.