Jack Monroe #206 I wouldn’t trust her with a spam fritter
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I've read some of it. I'm not a troll, no. Just someone who isn't convinced Jack is all 100% terrible. I don't think she's above criticism but I don't think she's as bad as some people make out. I think she has genuine difficulties with organisation and people skills, and she commits to things she can't actually fulfill. I also think she needs help for her mental health. But I don't think she's malicious.
She's getting in character for her role in the new Scream film. Ruby Rose had other commitments, I think it was something to do with a book on how to efficiently burn your house down with minimal expenditure?
Edit: Max is that you again?
Edit: Max is that you again?
Probably made from the same stuff as Louisa Compton's dead dog.
That is NOT rocky road.
... dead dog?? I've definitely missed something.
No, I have to agree it is not.
Sarcasm dear heart. Sorry if I was tooCan’t tell if this is sarcasm but honestly can’t think of anything worse and was conscious of not starting that or seeming like an insensitive head, so sorry if that failed. Just flagging that Jack has been elevated far beyond her skill set twice in life. Not that salary is indicative of skill set or a role’s value anyway !
At this point we’re just going to have to replace me with a bot that repeats her dad is a multi property landlord
Her first book references a £4k watch she was given for her birthday
She’s live tweeted chronic diarrhoea there is no secrets left between her and this coven
Her first book references a £4k watch she was given for her birthday
She’s live tweeted chronic diarrhoea there is no secrets left between her and this coven
The absolute state of that baking tray.
AGAIN.
AGAIN.
Has she put that gold tit on it.
Turd…glitter…
Turd…glitter…
I used to think that as well, back in the day when she first appeared in media. I felt sorry for her when I heard the story of how she and her son struggled..
Then I saw how she takes money from those who willingly send it to her believing she is poor and who can’t spare it themselves (yet brags about 5 figure deals with big brands and collaborations), how she snaps at those on social media and causes ‘pile-ons’ to others (also could be called bullying really..), and how she treats animals. I now think she is very malicious indeed.
The gold spray is back!
Also back: Jack slowly, gently, purposefully returning to the kitchen and rediscovering herself...just like she did in the shed. And Edinburgh. And in her comic kitchen phase. And in her 20£ shop phase. And...
ETA text since that font is so hard to read -
”The gold glitter spray I use on everything - cakes, hot chocolate, smoothie bowls, bread, desserts, anything that needs some sparkle - is this from Asda, it’s £3.25, alcohol free, and lasts for ages. (Not a as, I just get asked a lot!)”
”The gold glitter spray I use on everything - cakes, hot chocolate, smoothie bowls, bread, desserts, anything that needs some sparkle - is this from Asda, it’s £3.25, alcohol free, and lasts for ages. (Not a as, I just get asked a lot!)”
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I actually have that exact gold spray in my cupboard. Never used it. I bought it for cupcakes but I just sort of forget it's in the back of my cupboard.
1. Change the font.
2. Change the font.
3. Stop using gold tit.
4. Change the font.
2. Change the font.
3. Stop using gold tit.
4. Change the font.
"Anything that needs some sparkle"
Food does not "need some sparkle". Good food does not need to be disguised with gold paint.
I mean, everyone is entitled to their opinion but most people commenting are beyond the end of their patience for all of the reasons set out in the wiki, so it’s not really something up for debate, most of us do think she is malicious and dishonest and many of us have ADHD, Autism, RA, Long Covid, a variety of disabilities, are LGBTQ+ and allies, single parents, poor, Northern Irish, Cypriot, from Southend or some have just wasted good food and money which they didn’t need to, thanks to Fack.
Oh Vegan and Vegetarian as well. I forget, as a lifelong vegetarian that it’s a “variance” also one of us is a carrot
Oh Vegan and Vegetarian as well. I forget, as a lifelong vegetarian that it’s a “variance” also one of us is a carrot
I've never made food sparkle myself but there is something to be said for a little bit of glitter to brighten a rubbish day. I have three young kids so we have all the glitter.
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