Not gonna lie.
Though why anyone would lie about the things she says she's NGL about is anyones guess. The ironic thing is, she is likeley to be lying!
Jack Monroe #206 I wouldn’t trust her with a spam fritter
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Though why anyone would lie about the things she says she's NGL about is anyones guess. The ironic thing is, she is likeley to be lying!
Not gonna lie.
All I can see is her Guardian hair in an expensive hammock. What's she on about?
She’s been at @misshydrangea ‘s kumquat salon since April. It’s next to the aparthotel.
My god the cat pic.
Why is a cat lying sleeping like cats do funny or even worth posting. Absolutely pointless. Shes back to seeking attention again. Wheres everyone who was keeping her busy gone.
Why is a cat lying sleeping like cats do funny or even worth posting. Absolutely pointless. Shes back to seeking attention again. Wheres everyone who was keeping her busy gone.
She's just trying to prove Cooper is alive.
As an allotment Frau, Jack would be all in my niche.
Wasn't there a #gifted compost bin in the
The Famous Five had a dog (Timmy?) - but Fatty was in the Five Find Outers (and dog!) books that I loved. All writing in invisible ink and getting out of locked rooms with a newspaper!
Looks like a chunder bowl
If memory serves me correctly, there was some sort of allotment guru who came to her house and helped build a compost bin? I think there was an interview?
Jesus L Christ! How conflicted am I? Cooper's backside has an angry face and a small mad eye. I don't understand. Please make it make sense.
And then a while after that I'm sure she bought an expensive composter?
Does that mean we would be on cycle 3 of Allotment Jack? I'm getting dizzy.
Get in the compost bin, Jack.
Jack springing out of the tree whilst the guru ignores her high five hand. I'm dead. Peak cringe.
That's the one! My goodness Marmalade, you really do know your stuff!!!
It's just a ginger cat's arse.
Much as I'd love to think my ones are absolutely unique and identifiable from 10,000 other cats, I've seen ones online and even in person that look like they were clones. She even has access to thebackyard breeder of Cooper, her parents' cat and the kitten. That's a fuckton of ginger arsed cats to be able to take a photo of the rear view of - even if you discount the deliberately nondescript or blurred scenery that means it could have been taken three years ago, never mind this afternoon.
Much as I'd love to think my ones are absolutely unique and identifiable from 10,000 other cats, I've seen ones online and even in person that look like they were clones. She even has access to the
Jack couldn't be bothered to cut her own grass, she allowed her 11 year old son use the lawnmower. There's no way that jack would be able to keep up with the work required to maintain an allotment.
Coop's rear end... again?
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