Jack Monroe #206 I wouldn’t trust her with a spam fritter
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How very dare you. My profile pics are like candy canes compared to that! I mean its barbaric!Oh you can bloody talk with some of your beany profile pics!!!
I will never get over the size of this lasses ego when seeing the gifted reader thing. It's bleeping audacious. I'd be more inclined to believing it more if she came out with more than 4 and a half GCSE's from a Grammar School. Imagine what another kid could have done with that opportunity if Jack weren't there taking up a space?
How very dare you. My profile pics are like candy canes compared to that! I mean its barbaric!
The bean juice on one of those eggs makes me want to vom, could you not have rinsed them first?! Hahahahaaha No food looks as bad as a dirty bowl of Jack's slop with an odd sized utensil sticking out of it. (I think about the impaled lasagne a lot, why Jack, why?).
She has form for the grated halloumi, this is her 'Greek take' on a carbonara from thread #65. SS - @Marmalade Atkins
I’ve never come across grated halloumi in actual Cyprus, it would be like grating mozzarella with the fine side of a grater I guess- because it melts and goes stretchy- but why would you finely grate either? Unless you had an eating disorder and you were trying to limit calories whilst appearing to eat
In Greek cooking they usually grate one of the hard cheeses like Anari or Myzritha sp?
In Greek cooking they usually grate one of the hard cheeses like Anari or Myzritha sp?
Ah, dinner for two.
Who do you want us to think you are with Jack?
LJC has very much moved on and your son is at home with his dad.
Either that’s a huge saucepan or a teeny tiny smol portion
In what world is that a fecking carbonara? With bastard courgette!
I’m going to tell Italians, the type who live in NYC
Then she could get to sleep with the fishes
I know Jack is a smol little pixie, but would she really fit in the freezer?Then she could get to sleep with the fishes
Babes, same. Hahaha!
Why doesn’t she just call it halloumi and courgette pasta? She may has well have called is spaghetti Bolognese
Isn't that the same tit she pulled with her comments about David Cameron. She said she wrote them a letter and then complained they didn't acknowledge it (no tit. why would they acknowledge after you'd been so vile)
She wouldnt even call spaghetti bolognese spaghetti bolognese. It would be "onion and carrot and garlic and celery (edinburgh), cooked low and slow on a bed of mince and pasta"
She might even use sausages, a la bo-lorne-naise. Smart price sausages - bollock-naise
She’s lucky (bad Tory vibes now?) Sharon Osbourne didn’t do Samantha Cameron a pro bono
in a box for that tit letter no one would have read.
Why is she posting pics of saucepans that people have been sick into?
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