She's got to be doing this on purpose. She sounds like bleeping Wallace.
Jack Monroe #203 Found a packet of pork mince
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excuse you, what is jack - a millionaire? She can’t afford hula hoops! Asda smart price maize snacks only.I went on a rollercoaster viewing that slop. It was a true ribollita of emotions. In this analogy, the plenty of black pepper to finish is the rage from 'that'll do'. I'm not convinced those are spaghetti hoops, they look like swollen slow-cooked Hula Hoops
I dunno if anyone remembers b3ta.com and their appalling yet hilarious 'gash or tash' quiz but you could do one with a collection of closeups of Jack's food and a bunch of infected wounds
eta: I'd call it 'suppurating or supper'
I know we call all her food slop but can you just imagine how slimy, sloppy and mushy that would actually be. The eggs have got to stop.
It will a plea to someone local friend asking for her to get more bog roll, with her waving an empty loo roll.
I agree. This is entirely done for us, including the “that’ll do nicely” at the end.
Well we won’t bite Jack. You can carry on posting pictures of who the f knows what, but in the end only your Instagram suffers and we will be the ones left shouting “granola” into the wind.
Granola?
Granola?
Gran- *Poca issues a warning and a certain member flounces off, announcing their departure as though Tattle is an airport.
Well i dont want too see the granola recipie so there.
*** @Into_the_tunnel reverse phycology*
She keeps posting what we don't wanna see and ignores what we want.
Armageddon on a plate.
If your dinner doesn't have a look of existential agony, you've done something wrong. Putting it back in the slow cooker for another two days to gain primitive sentience ought to do it.
Sometimes I think Jack is just lashing out because the 'depressipes' trademark was denied.
Wet 
Overcooked
Brown
Semi cooked egg
why do people want RECIPES of this. Why. Make me understand. WHY!!
Overcooked
Brown
Semi cooked egg
why do people want RECIPES of this. Why. Make me understand. WHY!!
RiBLEURGHtta, amIrite?
Well, that's my appetite gone for the rest of the day.
Fraus, I have had my very own muddy puddle moment! Look what I found in a heap of seaweed at the high tide mark while I was out walking the dogs!
I Googled the brand (obviously wasn't going to lug it home if it was cheap, dahlings
) and they're £50 new, so sorry to whichever sailor lost this somewhere off Scotland!
Fraus, I have had my very own muddy puddle moment! Look what I found in a heap of seaweed at the high tide mark while I was out walking the dogs!
I Googled the brand (obviously wasn't going to lug it home if it was cheap, dahlings
) and they're £50 new, so sorry to whichever sailor lost this somewhere off Scotland!
Felt like I was in CSI tracing this, but wtf is this ghostly being in bottom left? An orange segment? Is this the first time something she’s stewed has actually passed over to the afterlife?
That genuinely makes me want to heave - raw, slimy egg whites. Runny brown slop at the edges. Bleurgh.
It should have a health warning!
More raw vomit eggs.
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do all 90% vegans chuck an undercooked egg in every meal?
I went on a rollercoaster viewing that slop. It was a true ribollita of emotions. In this analogy, the plenty of black pepper to finish is the rage from 'that'll do'. I'm not convinced those are spaghetti hoops, they look like swollen slow-cooked Hula Hoops
slow cooked hula hoops
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