Jack Monroe #201 Queen of Sharts

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I bet it's the source of all the ccj's etc too - she just never bothered to pay her bills.

Skanky warm spitty beer bread. Yum...šŸ¤® Why is she so, so gross?
Her total lack of basic hygiene is off the scale, that may have been left for a reason šŸ¤®
 
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Ah, I don't have the app. Maybe that's why it isn't there for me.
Yeah in safari it doesnā€™t show weirdly?! Would love to know how itā€™s performing as a function, they just got rid of fleets (like Insta stories for Twitter) due to poor uptake.

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Why do influencers need tip jars? If they are not making enough from their stuff, then why dont they increase the price or do it as side and work Something else to make money.

It just seems cheeky.
 
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Why is her style of writing so pish? All she had to do is say ā€œthere were slightly foosty swedes in the yellow sticker section. I bought them. They were heavy but hey, theyā€™re good enough to eat do I can feed my sonā€

Enid Blytonā€™s not going to shag you Jack!
Enid Blyton did at least have a lesbian affair, unlike some of the women Jack seems to fancy.
 
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Why do influencers need tip jars? If they are not making enough from their stuff, then why dont they increase the price or do it as side and work Something else to make money.

It just seems cheeky.
It's greedy entitlement that works. There's enough morons in the world to fall for their schtick and keep the toxic cycle going. The influencers get arsy with any dissenters because they know they live in a house of cards and it's not going to take much to see their 'empires' crumbled.

Jack is actually pretty tit at the the whole influencer game. They could have been raking it in with sponsored posts and paid appearances, but nope, too lazy.
 
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Perhaps i am old fashioned but i don't actually get this new way of working where people do the bare minium and expect top dollar and the fact that most of them do it to unrealistic expectations and their demographic are people who are literally skint and work crappy 9-5 jobs baffle me.

I dont get it. Ok so sandra has to deal with the plebs in maccies for 8 hour days only to go home and fund jasmine( the influencers) lifestyle by swiping up to look at an ad for some crack pot body lotion. I mean wtf?!
 
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It's greedy entitlement that works. There's enough morons in the world to fall for their schtick and keep the toxic cycle going. The influencers get arsy with any dissenters because they know they live in a house of cards and it's not going to take much to see their 'empires' crumbled.

Jack is actually pretty tit at the the whole influencer game. They could have been raking it in with sponsored posts and paid appearances, but nope, too lazy.
Wasted opportunities Jack is my least favourite Jack - not least because it encompasses not eating the poor fish.
Sorry to veer slightly OT but I see that activist and campaigner Shaun King is attempting to crowdfund moving costs, security and a new house.
 
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Oh people have been onto Shaun King for a while. Not enough people, but some.
 
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Why is her style of writing so pish? All she had to do is say ā€œthere were slightly foosty swedes in the yellow sticker section. I bought them. They were heavy but hey, theyā€™re good enough to eat do I can feed my sonā€

Enid Blytonā€™s not going to shag you Jack!
Imagine the scene at the shifty bungalow when brave Jack struggles home bearing her horde of manky root vegetables. SB no doubt cheering her on whilst clapping with excitement, 'oh my very favourite thing in the world, rotten turnips. What are we having for tea, mumapapa?'
On another note, why is FB Jack selling the Royal Marsden cookbook on her website when it has nothing to do with her, her weasly words, with Author prominently above will make her deluded followers think she wrote it.
 

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On another note, why is FB Jack selling the Royal Marsden cookbook on her website when it has nothing to do with her, her weasly words, with Author prominently above will make her deluded followers think she wrote it.
Jack has a recipe in the book.
 
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I'm at work and had a little look at the Spectator. In one tiny sentence they have encapsulated everything that's wrong with it:

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This is by Toby Young. Firstly, hang your own blimmin clothes up, and secondly, what children wear suits!? It made me laugh!
 
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Why is her style of writing so pish? All she had to do is say ā€œthere were slightly foosty swedes in the yellow sticker section. I bought them. They were heavy but hey, theyā€™re good enough to eat do I can feed my sonā€

Enid Blytonā€™s not going to shag you Jack!
A severe case of Guardianitis - see also Sali Hughes
 
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I didn't realise, how could a reputable nutritionist have had the wool pulled over her eyes, Jack's recipes are positively bad for your health!
There are a few names in it (Nigella, Rick Stein, Mary Berry). Probably just there to try and shift more copies.
 
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The influencers documentary was really well done IMO- I do recommend watching
My brief summary


The people who are under scrutiny are disabled and canā€™t do traditional work, so using social media to socialise and then they are tempted to monetise it
The ā€œdisabled influencerā€ thing has got big and there are suspicions about exaggeration, diagnosis etc
The critics are broadly - disabled people which attracts trolls who enjoying whipping up the trolling
Conclusion- donā€™t use social media just to monetise your illness
 
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The influencers documentary was really well done IMO- I do recommend watching
My brief summary
I haven't watched it yet, but was nodding along with your summary. I have a long-term undiagnosed condition and for me it's the difference between:

Tweet A (10k followers, may or may not be blue tick/indie, mummy or tax dodge business/blogger):
Huge thanks to <luxury brand> for such a beautiful gift to take into hospital for my <extremely difficult to obtain> surgery. Just a reminder that I won't be posting as much for the difficult recovery period but I'll keep my Kofi and merch accounts open while I recover (links in bio, guys).

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Tweet B (260 followers, no blue tick):
Anyone else struggling to get a hospital referral for <gynae condition>? Work getting cheesed off with me taking sick leave but I keep going back to the GP to try to get things moving, any ideas?

Column A (and worse, as seen in this parish) is making it difficult for column B. Column B seem to be taking it personally in the QTs about the programme, which makes me unsure they've actually watched it.
 
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