Wake up you ninnies it’s
the monthly Patreon drop
She’s gone from 296 patrons down to 282, a drop of 4.7%, in line with average monthly losses. Assuming a fairly low blended avg sub of £6 and high platform fees of 10% this is an estimated catastrophic loss of £75.60 pcm for the John Lewis partnership.
Patreon speculator
@HotesTilaire has had a major fall pegged for months now following Jack’s beg for Patreons to supplement her corporate incomes this time last year… either those annual subs will churn next month (maybe you get a free month with an annual subscription? Or the timing was too close to month end it falls into next month?
who knows
) or no one was actually stupid enough to sign up for the annual package. Tune in next month to find out x
ps Will update in 2 days time with how many people rejoined after a failed payment the saddest number of them all
pps we do have a table of this stuff since records began, will update that at some point but ngl probably next month end sorry x