Jack Monroe #200 Yes you can freeze glass jars

[Lanie]

Who cooks a christmas dinner then moans that they had to cook it? Talk about scrooge. Im sure they would have had preferred waitrose tv dinners that day anyway hun. Could have saved yourself the aggro

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

speaking of porridge allegedly filling everyone up on xmas morning, I seem to remember seeing a dialogue between Mom and trifle defender a couple of months ago, discussing how much of a lie it is that porridge fills you up

trying to find the receipts, but it's proving difficult

 

[Sideboard Bob]

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“a vile myth”, she‘s just brilliant
The promise of the roast potatoes on Christmas day could also be described as a vile myth, good one Nigella!

 

[Alansbigplate]

Alan I've really missed you

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Why you cry

Black eye

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[Boyo]

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Managed to find the original, unedited tweet:

 

[fauxpoor]

I'm sure she did a post in the morning or the day before saying that everyone was super excited about her roast potatoes and then she just did a complete 180 and said there weren't going to be any roast potatoes after all and no one minded. So weird.

And she cooked the Xmas dinner in all her slow cookers! Delicious.

 

[kachoochoo]

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thank you, marmalade, you amazing rememberer of stuff! dunno why I confused trifle defender with Marian Keyes!

but the whole not-feeling-full thing after porridge is completely correct

 

[Lanie]

And she cooked the Xmas dinner in all her slow cookers! Delicious.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Did she get Brenda to help with the sausages? Now that I've looked at it up close, the glistening is making me feel quite ill.

 

[kachoochoo]

Did she get Brenda to help with the sausages? Now that I've looked at it up close, the glistening is making me feel quite ill.

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not gonna lie, this looks glorious to me

 

[Lanie]

Did she get Brenda to help with the sausages? Now that I've looked at it up close, the glistening is making me feel quite ill.

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Bet they all cheered when these babies were served

 

[NP]

Did she get Brenda to help with the sausages? Now that I've looked at it up close, the glistening is making me feel quite ill.

 

[Lanie]

Bet they all cheered when these babies were served

Quoting myself like a dick but i also found one of carolines hands

 

[Hollaaa]

not gonna lie, this looks glorious to me

Less of a bollock and eyelid concoction à la Brenda, more of an appendage interfacing with the George Foreman grill type incident.

 

[Orphan_Black]

I'm honestly in awe of the crappy christmas dinner, to serve porridge for breakfast, then no potatoes, NO bleeping POTATOES, to go cheap on the meat/fish and serve bland, sad sides, but still think it's acceptable to shill high end tinned fruit proclaiming it bestest for some benign reason the PR team wrote down for you?! And then to have the audacity to slag off their partner and child?

 

[Flash123]

Po-TAY-Toes

 

[Alansbigplate]

I'm honestly in awe of the crappy christmas dinner, to serve porridge for breakfast, then no potatoes, NO bleeping POTATOES, to go cheap on the meat/fish and serve bland, sad sides, but still think it's acceptable to shill high end tinned fruit proclaiming it bestest for some benign reason the PR team wrote down for you?! And then to have the audacity to hag off their partner and child?

 

[Orphan_Black]

Po-TAY-Toes

Jack was so much more capable in the beginning, cockiness was their undoing.

Oh duck me, the eyes are coming out of the screen. I'm going to have nightmares now!