Obviously Ginger Spice Jack is well documented with the kumquat hairdo lots of cabal members are modelling. Then there's:Slop right now, thank you very much
I need somebody with a vegan touch
Hey Jack, always on the run,
Gotta slop it up baby, can't have no solids
(How dare you, my family aren't) Posh Spice Jack
(Ripped a radiator off the wall whilst labouring with my) Baby Spice Jack
(Own multiple pairs of high end leggings and trainers despite not being) Sporty Spice Jack
(Not sure what's in the slow cooker but it's looking quite) Scary Spice Jack
All Spices are interchangeable, obviously.