Jack Monroe #200 Yes you can freeze glass jars

[HotesTilaire]

Looks more like an hole to me... Cooper present when photos taken?

Snap @Orphan_Black !

Where’s @Arsov Cooper if anyone would suit a Viv wig, it’s them!

 

[ChickenPorridge]

This is so right. All over the country people (mainly women) with nothing like Jack's money and resources managed to turn out a perfectly nice Christmas dinner with roast potatoes and all the trimmings with no drama.
A so called food writer admitting that she couldn't cope is just embarrassing.

Not even that - if she couldn't cope fair doos, every shop sells a tray of ready-for-oven roasties around Christmas - it was the whole salty fuss she made of it on Twitter to her 350k followers, she properly sounded bitter and miserable. The atmosphere around the Christmas dinner table must've been lovely

 

[Veronicaaa]

Not only that, a food writer claiming Queen of the Poor would surely be making a deal out of all the offers the supermarkets do running up to Christmas.

I mean, she included potatoes on her Christmas shopping list, even, she just couldn't be arsed peeling them I guess? I'd be more concerned about the fact that the oven isn't being used to its full capacity if you leave out the roasties, the only time they're worth doing energy-wise is when you've got a chicken cooking anyway.

 

[Boyo]

Oh bless you for thinking she actually ate that disgusting Christmas Dinner.
It would have been scraped in the bin once the photos were taken, like the majority of her slop is.
She would then have either gone to her parents or eaten her Ocado/Waitrose Dinner.
SB was fine. Dinner is at home with his Dad and siblings.

Ironic that’s it’s touted as ‘Zero waste Christmas Dinner’ when the reality is that it’s ‘95% waste’*

*Please note, there is a tolerance of ±5% in my calculation

 

[Captainmouse]

I can't imagine how sad the slow cooker Christmas dinner was, roast potatoes would have least added some much needed texture

she doesn’t do texture

 

[Orphan_Black]

Ironic that’s it’s touted as ‘Zero waste Christmas Dinner’ when the reality is that it’s ‘95% waste’*

*Please note, there is a tolerance of ±5% in my calculation

Did they count the bin bags in the costings?

 

[HotesTilaire]

I mean, she included potatoes on her Christmas shopping list, even, she just couldn't be arsed peeling them I guess? I'd be more concerned about the fact that the oven isn't being used to its full capacity if you leave out the roasties, the only time they're worth doing energy-wise is when you've got a chicken cooking anyway.

It was when Jack did and didn’t have long Covid and Covid. I mean, great opportunity to say “more knackered than anticipated, low energy is harsh, couldn't be arsed with the roasties in the end” nope, no roasties were served and everyone declared it the best ever

 

[Hollaaa]

 

[Veronicaaa]

It was when Jack did and didn’t have long Covid and Covid. I mean, great opportunity to say “more knackered than anticipated, low energy is harsh, couldn't be arsed with the roasties in the end” nope, no roasties were served and everyone declared it the best ever

Can just imagine the scene -
Jack : 'bad news everyone, I'm too knackered to do my world-famous roast potatoes you all love so much'
SB & LJC :

 

[Aquamarina]

OH my gosh, up close it looks like bum cheeks and an hole

I am and away here at this!

 

[Orphan_Black]

Those massive pigs in blanket sausages look undercooked

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

They were full of Enormous Breakfast Porridge thanks to Jack's cunning plan

 

[Marj24]

Those massive pigs in blanket sausages look undercooked

It's Russian roulette, some incinerated, some undercooked, who will get food poisoning, do you feel lucky?

 

[Django]

And to think that that the whole miserable festive flop was done for The Express, champion of UKIP and formerly owned by Richard Desmond.
Jack is still a smol entitled Tory at heart.

 

[SarcasticEllis]

I mean I remember reading those tweets at the time, but it’s like they’ve become worse with age.
Imagine Christmas in that bloody house

 

[Captainmouse]

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what on earth did they do to deserve lots of Christmas dinners ?

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Mmm, just what everyone loves on Christmas morning, a big duck-off bowl of gruel.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Mmm, just what everyone loves on Christmas morning, a big duck-off bowl of gruel.

Probably with added glitter and dead dogs.

 

[Dogmuck]

Did we see this in her likes, when she’s was adulting and sticking to restraining herself from social media all by herself...on Friday? Ingredients; veal (or pork), egg, caper, butter sauce and anchovies #90%vegan

 

[Blurp]

For some reason, this reminded me of twit.