Jack Monroe #200 Yes you can freeze glass jars

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Mom is being replayed on Saturday kitchen making cornflake chicken. Which is weird because Jack invented it in her not yet published upcoming book.
 
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I think my favourite Jack tip was to cover your windows with bubble wrap, because it just encapsulates everything that's wrong about her, with added 'fire risk' bonus. It also makes me picture her like this, for some reason -

 
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Mom is being replayed on Saturday kitchen making cornflake chicken. Which is weird because Jack invented it in her not yet published upcoming book.
This was a Mom recipe in 2015. (Psst, Jack, don't bother)
 
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I think my favourite Jack tip was to cover your windows with bubble wrap, because it just encapsulates everything that's wrong about her, with added 'fire risk' bonus. It also makes me picture her like this, for some reason -

I remember comparing her to Chuck when she was talking about hearing electricity. I mean if you want to be a BCS character you’d pick Kim surely?!
 
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Just thinking about my Frau Favourites, when we go off piste without any input from the smol pixie, and they are:

1. Which item of crockery does Jack look like?

2. That's a mole!

3. Kumquat hair

4. Musicals

If I was being Jack on any social media platform, I would then say:

"Hey guys, what are your favourite moments?" ...in a desperate attempt to raise my engagement
 
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Hey Dino S, you forgot GLOVES!!!
I reckon the stand up comedy could have a bit more mileage in it, except for the thread ending.
I say, I say, I say, what do you get if you put curry powder in a sloup with linda Mc Carney sausages?
Viggles!
 
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Jack can bugger off because I invented Cornflake Chicken years ago to fool my son that it was every bit as cool as McDonalds Chicken Nuggets. Back in about 2004/2005 I think.

Disclaimer.....actually I got the idea off of Gordan Ramsey I think but my son enjoyed helping to make them.

Good old Gordan, I'd love to hear his thoughts on Jack's slop.
 
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Jack can bugger off because I invented Cornflake Chicken years ago to fool my son that it was every bit as cool as McDonalds Chicken Nuggets. Back in about 2004/2005 I think.

Disclaimer.....actually I got the idea off of Gordan Ramsey I think but my son enjoyed helping to make them.

Good old Gordan, I'd love to hear his thoughts on Jack's slop.
 
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Just thinking about my Frau Favourites, when we go off piste without any input from the smol pixie, and they are:

1. Which item of crockery does Jack look like?

2. That's a mole!

3. Kumquat hair

4. Musicals

If I was being Jack on any social media platform, I would then say:

"Hey guys, what are your favourite moments?" ...in a desperate attempt to raise my engagement
Imagine putting out on sm? Hey guys fave jack moment and everyone writes back direct quotes from here.

"I like the shimmery black eye"

"No, no it has to be that time she pretended to make shop bought food"

No thats not it, it was was the musical numbers... Oh wait.... That wasnt her... I mean yeah the shimmery eye thing?!
 
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What have I missed? I have a break to prepare to interview for my own job, which I got (it is like musical chairs, but with jobs instead of chairs) and I come back to everyone in red wigs
 
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What have I missed? I have a break to prepare to interview for my own job, which I got (it is like musical chairs, but with jobs instead of chairs) and I come back to everyone in red wigs
Thread 200 party. Jars of mushroom dust, non-alcoholic kombucha and red hair for everyone 🥳
 
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What have I missed? I have a break to prepare to interview for my own job, which I got (it is like musical chairs, but with jobs instead of chairs) and I come back to everyone in red wigs
The cabal have invoked kumquat mode in honour of thread 200
 
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Thanks to thread 200 I think I've finally found my signature look...
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Kumquat and Pineapple salad, anyone?
 
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Mom is being replayed on Saturday kitchen making cornflake chicken. Which is weird because Jack invented it in her not yet published upcoming book.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Saturday Kitchen are trolling her. They’re obviously not fans of Jack.
 
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