….and those marvellous pink curtains. The light through those has a tendency to produce wonderfully flattering pics. Definitely not that photoshoppy nonense. No, nope, never that. Ever.
Jack Monroe #199 Just mind-bogglingly, gobsmackingly stupid
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yes lots of spaces between the random shite as well, and it managed to actually tweet a few times. i don't think i have seen anyone else do that. ever.
…and a shaft of divine sunlight.
An arse is just an arse until it knows how to spell Zoe Eccentricity and Redcar 
and then press ‘tweet’ TWICE. Such things for other, not so gifted arses to aspire to!
I’m going to train mine to make new threads.
and then press ‘tweet’ TWICE. Such things for other, not so gifted arses to aspire to!I’m going to train mine to make new threads.
What a Colin Hunt.
Going back to my long post on the previous thread. Either the furniture isn't 70kg and Jack did drag it up the stairs OR Jack did not drag it up the stairs because it is 70kg and she's not a champion lifter. I know which one is likely.
Revisiting the reverse rat tail hair this morning has made me very irritated for some reason.
It was all down to her magic iPhone 11, fancccyyyyy!
The thing is the even if it was 70kg dragging upstairs on your own is stupid. She could have hurt herself and been left until sb came back from his dads or someone came to call.
It's ridiculous looking at the size of her. I'm about Jack's height and I would say weight and I work out properly instead of telling everyone I do bicep curls with my cats. Wouldn't have a chance with a piece of furniture like that. Can just about shift a 70kg person but you can drag those and it's generally life or death.
Especially with a cat underfoot. Can imagine poor Coops getting well and truly squished, should she lose her grip.
Just missing the old Coopster perched on the sideboard..
My bookshelves weigh 36kg, and are 2m tall There is no way I could move two of them at the same time. She's full of tit. I live in an elevated house, the guys who delivered them carried the boxes one at each end, not one box each too.
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Um were we with the same personI had a similar experience and felt the same weird feeling about our relationship being used for "likes". My teenage ex is a writer who is slightly (in)famous in our local area. I found a blog detailing our breakup on his blog. It's weird how according to his blog, he came to this gradual realisation that our relationship was over and decided to end things. The way I remember it, was me finding him looking for gay hook-ups and my gay mates seeing him in a BDSM club
'Can she shift it? Can she duck!'
I love how every picture of Jack looks completely different. In the last two pages alone we’ve had ‘clueless wannabe fashion blogger with 200 followers who posts a lot of pictures of their Starbucks cups’ and ‘middle aged woodworking teacher who is missing part of her little finger due to an accident with a lathe’. What look will we be blessed with next?
Has she bought a book on conversation starters from one of those discounters or something?
It’s not free either. Such an impoverished childhood, bless.
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