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Jack Monroe #199 Just mind-bogglingly, gobsmackingly stupid
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The removal van, sorted!
Zoe Eccentricity was another accidental tweet. Her arse typed Zoe Eccentricity. No, really, it did.
She then changed her name on her bio to Zoe Eccentricity because it was really funny and totally accidental.
I had a similar experience and felt the same weird feeling about our relationship being used for "likes". My teenage ex is a writer who is slightly (in)famous in our local area. I found a blog detailing our breakup on his blog. It's weird how according to his blog, he came to this gradual realisation that our relationship was over and decided to end things. The way I remember it, was me finding him looking for gay hook-ups and my gay mates seeing him in a BDSM club
We had a lecturer at uni who normally dressed appallingly - think striped shirt, spotted tie and checked jacket in totally different colours. Some days he actually was rather coordinating and we reckoned that those mornings someone had said "you can't go out like THAT"! Would that Jack had someone similar to guide her "food".Christ, that’s just the culinary equivalent of people you see out and about and think “they tripped into the wardrobe and decided to wear what they fell into”.
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I still can't understand how many people were liking those nonsensical bum tweets. Madness!
The odd real word appearing haphazardly amongst the random lines of letters. It just wouldn't happen like that. It is so obviously something done on purpose. But for what reason? Ohhh of course, attention.
Of all the oddly specific weights Jack has given for various items, I would believe Cooper is 7kg. This assists my prior forensic deconstruction of her claim that she uses him for bicep curls. With this new data I can confidently say doing bilateral curls with 7kg (or unilateral with 3.5kg) is not worthy of a boast. Looks like all that fish didn't help the weedy little weasel after all!
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The not SG is a very good eater (thankfully) I imagine she'd become 'frustratingly fussy' if I tried to feed her a constant diet of slop, cheap bacon, and bollock sausages though!
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Oh that sucks. If I can give any advice to the younger generation it’s not to date writers. Or people with blue ticksI had a similar experience and felt the same weird feeling about our relationship being used for "likes". My teenage ex is a writer who is slightly (in)famous in our local area. I found a blog detailing our breakup on his blog. It's weird how according to his blog, he came to this gradual realisation that our relationship was over and decided to end things. The way I remember it, was me finding him looking for gay hook-ups and my gay mates seeing him in a BDSM club
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Wow zeros Cabal, I never realised the secret message in those tweets before. Only says bloody REDCAR!
Someone really wanted us to stop talking about J 1g
Someone really wanted us to stop talking about J 1g
I know this pic is old but I haven't seen it before. Has Jack photoshopped her hair to look greyer? In the words of my baby cousin, Am I Trippin'? Also the Redcar bum tweet has the word 'sex' in it.
How has Jack made portrait mode look like a fish eyed lens? Weird editing all round.
Making your hair look like it has been made from Brillo pads is a questionable talent
She bleached the fringe bit to a yellowy blonde during the days of the kitten, then silverised it and had the lovely braid you see before you. She also most certainly did not whiten her teeth or any other of that photoshoppy nonsense she knows nothing about, she just has a really good camera phone.
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