Who are these people she is talking to? ?
She won't be able to keep it up. Someone will say something innocuous but Jack will take it the wrong way and bite back. The sweet and sickly replies will be done with and snappy Jack will be back soon enough. I can almost see it already.View attachment 678853
Truly the era of Saint Jack is upon us. Praise Beans.
So she tucked herself away to get better? Why would that preclude her using Twitter? She can use Twitter at a weekend, but not in the week. What difference does it make that it is a week end? If you are taking a Twitter break, why come back on a Sunday.View attachment 678858
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More bloody tealights. Maybe the cans burnt the bungalow down.
In my opinion, she doesn’t use it because she is POOR (she’s not) and using a #gifted pizza oven in the lovely leafy garden doesn’t fit with her poverty brand.She's got a lovely #gifted pizza oven, why tf is she making muffin pizzas?
Yeah that pasta sauce is cheap because it’s filled with salt, sugar and complete tit. I thought the point of her recipes was that she was educating people about cooking from scratch? Cheap tinned tomatoes would make a much healthier sauce with literally a few pence more in ingredients.View attachment 678804
Oh I know, it just doesn’t fit her stories of her parents skipping meals to feed the kids.
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A “hooted“ and a “thankyou” all in one tweet!
"We both just hooted at the name of that", said so we know she is not alone. If she is with her son, what a great way to have together time, sitting on Twitter hooting at stranger's comments. If she is with LJC, what a romantic afternoon, hooting at tit comments on Twitter. Mind you, Jack thought it romantic to propose over Eastenders following a Harvester salad bar evening.
Which looks like the one day she has her son. How nice for him she is stuck on her phone during his visit.She can use Twitter at a weekend, but not in the week. What difference does it make that it is a week end? If you are taking a Twitter break, why come back on a Sunday.
Translation: 'I have never heard of this before but you can bet your arse it's going in the next book as soon as I come up with an origin story'
She can't make the dough. She gave Louisa Compton, head of news & current affairs at Channel 4, a lesson on how to make pizza using a store-bought pizza base.In my opinion, she doesn’t use it because she is POOR (she’s not) and using a #gifted pizza oven in the lovely leafy garden doesn’t fit with her poverty brand.
She's just posted that she feels 'dead posh' for owning a Breville , which was a gift obviouslyIn my opinion, she doesn’t use it because she is POOR (she’s not) and using a #gifted pizza oven in the lovely leafy garden doesn’t fit with her poverty brand.