Jack Monroe #199 Just mind-bogglingly, gobsmackingly stupid

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Silver Linings

Silver Linings

You!
I wanna take you to a salad bar!
I wanna take you to a salad bar!
I wanna take you to a salad bar, salad bar, salad bar!
 
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Boyo

Boyo

4. Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because you got to keep the BAFTA.
 
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kachoochoo

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can't think of any jokes to add at this point and, try as I might, I can't put the kumquat hair on doge, but earlier this afternoon, I randomly remembered the taxi driver who allegedly dropped her off when delivering xmas gifts and I HOOTED out loud in public!
 
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Alansbigplate

Alansbigplate

There was a place called five guys
Where you’d run to grab burgers and hot fries
In culinary parlance
It’s not too long distance
To leg it for Scotland’s best foodie surprise
 
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misshydrangea

misshydrangea

kachoochoo said:
can't think of any jokes to add at this point and, try as I might, I can't put the kumquat hair on doge, but earlier this afternoon, I randomly remembered the taxi driver who allegedly dropped her off when delivering xmas gifts and I HOOTED out loud in public!
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it’s there if the doge so desires
kachoochoo said:
can't think of any jokes to add at this point and, try as I might, I can't put the kumquat hair on doge, but earlier this afternoon, I randomly remembered the taxi driver who allegedly dropped her off when delivering xmas gifts and I HOOTED out loud in public!
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Dear heart, no pressure to use of course
 

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MancBee

MancBee

I wish I knew how to do it. Marcus would look lovely in a kumquat do.
 
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R

Readingismyhobby

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I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings, but there was a blonde kumquat Jack. How she got these gigs is beyond me, Jack's idea of transgender is putting on a suit and swapping her Teresa May shoes for a chest binder.
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I’m confused, why is JM saying she is transgender? Wearing those clothes and sitting with her legs apart does not make her transgender.
Plus, what the hell with the hair “style”!!
 
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