Jack Monroe #199 Just mind-bogglingly, gobsmackingly stupid
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Q: what do you call a Sex Pistol with a cold?
A: Hoarse Punk
(One for everyone here during DKL)
A: Hoarse Punk
(One for everyone here during DKL)
Knocknock
*scampers and hides, howls and claws at the floor”
*scampers and hides, howls and claws at the floor”
She definitely didn’t answer the door, her and soap are not acquainted
Oh please oh please could someone do my hair? Thank you 
Can I join the kumquat queue please?
It’s my pleasure
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This is definitely my favourite
Can someone do mine for the occasion?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hisses You’re on!!
Who’s there?
Hisses You’re on!!
I couldn’t get your full pic Peeky - did my best with a smol pixie sized screenshot of your avatarOh please oh please could someone do my hair? Thank you
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Consider me Jackified!
You are so beautiful
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To the comedians, poets and kumquat hair photoshoppers
I don’t have a cut and paste thing to hand so, I just drew mine on. If it’s good enough for Nigella’s garden...
Bless you, dear heart x
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jack’s wifi
Who’s there?
Jack’s wifi
Why did Jack cross the road?
Because she hasn’t got a Tesco nearby so she has to go to the Asdas OKAY
Because she hasn’t got a Tesco nearby so she has to go to the Asdas OKAY
Knock knock
Who’s there?
The granola recipe
Who’s there?
The granola recipe
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