Jack Monroe #199 Just mind-bogglingly, gobsmackingly stupid

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Boyo

Oh my days. I may be some time, as I try to turn myself back from the inside-out I’ve just cringed myself into.

Of particular note is the chastisement of the host, who hands over her copy of Cack’s book with a self-deprecating comment about ignoring the corners she’s turned down, only to be shamed in front of the room cos, in Cack’s opinion, “There’s not very many of them”. Jee-zuz, the arrogance.
 
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heretoreaditall2019

The guardian has so much to answer for, the talent? Jesus
 
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Funsizes

MaineCoonMama said:
She had pasta for the first time at 14? Dafuq?
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and yet: "Pastitsio is a food that reminds me of my childhood; snaffled from piled-high buffet plates at various relatives’ houses following Greek Orthodox church services, usually a christening or a funeral."
 
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MaineCoonMama

Funsizes said:
and yet: "Pastitsio is a food that reminds me of my childhood; snaffled from piled-high buffet plates at various relatives’ houses following Greek Orthodox church services, usually a christening or a funeral."
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You couldn't make it up! Except...she does.
 
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Adayinthelife

I use jarred sauces, because I’m a lazy arse who can cook but usually can’t be fecked. But even I know that you can make a tomato based sauce for peanuts (on a biiiiird)
Also wouldn’t you need a mahoosive freezer to fill it full of jam jars of slop?
 
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lilamay

MaineCoonMama said:
She had pasta for the first time at 14? Dafuq?
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She's being her typical elevenerifer self. Cos in the Vegan Pastitsio recipe she says - 'Pastitsio is a food that reminds me of my childhood; snaffled from piled-high buffet plates at various relatives’ houses following Greek Orthodox church services, usually a christening or a funeral. My aunties would usually make them; huge trays of something that was a cross between a lasagne and a macaroni cheese.'
 
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Lanie

Also is the delmonte thing the crumpet pizzas? Some needs to remind her what pizza looks like. Also thats quite a lazy advert.

I like canned fruit. THE END
 
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heretoreaditall2019

Ah 8am, a great time to maximise reach and engagement!

In trying to hide her corporate sponsors she’s only fucking herself over, they just won’t choose to work with her again when only 30 people see this shit.
 
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NomDeGuerre

Got Jamiroquai pounding round my head now… ‘Got canned fruit in my heels tonight, yeah yeah’
 
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DisgruntledGoat

So at the height of summer, when the greengrocers and even the supermarkets are heaving with fresh, seasonal strawberries (which have been particularly great this year), cherries, raspberries, gooseberries, redcurrants and rhubarb, Jack considers this a good time to be shilling tinned fruit? Which is probably more expensive than stuff that actually tastes of fruit?

One or more of the parties in this advertising shitshow have not thought this partnership through properly.
 
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bowiethesdmn

Funsizes said:
and yet: "Pastitsio is a food that reminds me of my childhood; snaffled from piled-high buffet plates at various relatives’ houses following Greek Orthodox church services, usually a christening or a funeral."
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Lmao who lies about pasta?
 
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