1) she's chatting shit. I'm sure he will have a great time with his Dad.I’ve had to come back to this tweet and screenshot I’ve stolen from @Silver Linings
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It’s the first week of the summer holidays the weather has been 30° some days and they’ve been doing a puzzle? He’a an 11 year old boy, no offence to any puzzling loving Frau but it doesn’t exactly scream fun. Take him to the park or the beach and get an ice cream.
I know! I know! I know!
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*Note to self*
Never offer to make @Begborrowsteal bolognese
In Tesco tinned tomatoes are about 50p and a pack of six salad tomatoes is about 75p.I was grunking to see if someone had said this, and had forgotten what I was outraged about.
Why doesn't someone tell Jack to get to absolute fuck with her costing of what it would take to make bolognese sauce?
Squiggle mentions tinned tomatoes at 25p and she costs salad tomatoes at 71p. Do Jacks followers not have brain cells?
They are so duplicitous it does my head in.
Because I’m really lazy when it comes to cooking but that sounds tasty and simple enough that I won’t have a Jack like incident so I will be ditching the Dolmio thank you for the tip1) she's chatting shit. I'm sure he will have a great time with his Dad.
2) WHYYYYY dolmio. Honestly, tinned tomatoes and add your garlic & herbs - itll taste so much nicer!! X
Cheers!If that’s the case it really hits home just how much Twitter is a such a huge part of Jack’s life.
Also, welcome!Were you formerly a fan of Jack’s? (You don’t have to answer that of course, I’m just nosy!).
I used to always use the jars but now i always make it from scratch, it was doing that which made me enjoy cooking again! Trying stuff out and feeling proud of a good sauce lol. Cooking down onions (in a hot pan), looooots of garlic, POBP, a mix of herbs and spices etc. Its lovely!Because I’m really lazy when it comes to cooking but that sounds tasty and simple enough that I won’t have a Jack like incident so I will be ditching the Dolmio thank you for the tip.
Agree - she acts as if she daren’t afford the tuppence bus fair to thee olde seaside lest SB sees the newfangled plastic buckets all the other kids have, how would ever afford such a delight?She does the absolute most to pretend she's very working class poor. So much so that she's lost grip of reality. Same one has a coat worth more than the entirety of my possessions put together.
also who would use salad tomatoes over tinned plum tomatoes? she is just saying it to inflate the price and throwing the cornflour in there as well. she should be championing homemade actually tasty, healthy, and cheap food. can you imagine a professional chef or food writer ever talking bollocks like she does. NO of course not.In Tesco tinned tomatoes are about 50p and a pack of six salad tomatoes is about 75p.
And as I've posted before, if you are properly skint then the following:
2 tins of tomatoes (£1)
1 tin of mushrooms (50p)
1 tin of mince and onion (£1.50)
500g of pasta (50p)
will make 5 or more meals for £3.50.
Exactly. It's no wonder she hasn't been invited on Saturday Kitchen, whilst practically everyone else who was on Daily Kitchen Live has been. She's just a has-bean.So it would appear she’s just as unpleasant and argumentative as ever. No wonder her so-called career has gone down the shitter, as other more talented and likeable people have effortlessly taken her place.
Where does that leave me? My gadget has changeable plates, allowing panini, toasty and waffle cooking. I bought it with points. Get meAm I titled gentry, as I upgraded my bog standard toastie maker for a panini press? Get me. Bought it with my own pennies too. Yeah. No magic puddles here lolololol.
Honestly though, who the fuck thinks a toastie maker is fucking posh? Jack is the NB in the bubble, so fucking dense with it too!
Exactly. It's no wonder she hasn't been invited on Saturday Kitchen, whilst practically everyone else who was on Daily Kitchen Live has been. She's just a has-bean.
She pathologically opposed to allowing anyone to offer a suggestion that she hasn’t already heard about/tried/invented/written a recipe about already I see?!
Maybe the tick tock in her tweet references a time limit that has been issued, hence jack hiding as she has real legal trouble?Agree - she acts as if she daren’t afford the tuppence bus fair to thee olde seaside lest SB sees the newfangled plastic buckets all the other kids have, how would ever afford such a delight?
Didn’t think of it but other people are right - he’d have wanted a Rossi’s and a whizz round the arcade not playing lockdown 1: the revival with mamapapa.
More power to ICO squiggle. Really pray she gets somewhere with them as it could be a really interesting case.
I am utterly baffled by those Frankentrainers. Are they Jack's worst yet?Here is a great 'live' example of your point. As soon as the person has drawn an equivalence with her background, they have to be silenced mid-sentence.
She's just a has-bean. Rinsed?Exactly. It's no wonder she hasn't been invited on Saturday Kitchen, whilst practically everyone else who was on Daily Kitchen Live has been. She's just a has-bean.
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