Please tell me she didn't have the kitten stuffed?!
Please tell me she didn't have the kitten stuffed?!
It never does, dear heart. It never does.The peace’n’love persona didn’t last long, did it?
This is part of why she’s not getting booked in the new wave of cheap / easy / tinned food. No one has time to freeze used pasta water or prep a bean salad 3 days in advance, or even grate a mushroom. Ppl just want something quick, cheap, yet lovely and she has yet to prove that’s possible from her.General rule:
Don’t make even the simplest thing sound like such a ballache.
Don’t suggest freezing in glass jars to thousands of people stoopid enough to think that you actually know how to cook - and then be surprised when this is queried.
Leave the lid off, then screw it on, make sure you leave a space - blah, blah, blah. Not everyone has such luxuries of spare time.
Don’t cry about 4 quid bus fares and then tweet a photo of your ridiculously nice and expensively furnished house.
Don’t ever change.
What am I saying? She never will
Thoughts and prayers for @MancBee's tomato soup. Paxo is NOT an ingredient, Jack, it's a pointless English weird thing.I've only just clocked that this pic is from the same shoot as this creepy classic from that article where she declared stuffing mix the best ever ingredient!
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I mean, you’re a case in point. Still haven’t grated that mushroom, have you? But who’s got the time for such shenanigans?!This is part of why she’s not getting booked in the new wave of cheap / easy / tinned food. No one has time to freeze used pasta water or prep a bean salad 3 days in advance, or even grate a mushroom. Ppl just want something quick, cheap, yet lovely and she has yet to prove that’s possible from her.
I have a maverick idea. Make or use passata for crumpet pizza and then perhaps make some sort of pasta for lunch the next day using the remainder of the sauce. I do this all the time. Perhaps im wrong.This is part of why she’s not getting booked in the new wave of cheap / easy / tinned food. No one has time to freeze used pasta water or prep a bean salad 3 days in advance, or even grate a mushroom. Ppl just want something quick, cheap, yet lovely and she has yet to prove that’s possible from her.
I know i dont have twitter but feel like writing back.I “love“ how she always ends her Twitter visits with things like, “now if you’ll excuse me I have to go and do something much more IMPORTANT/FUN as I am WRITING/spending time with my SON. Have a lovely evening X”. Same energy as her being held hostage in thread 31 .
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General rule. Cross contamination is a thing. Don’t do this.
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I approve this song. Inspiration for me name!You are my Slopbot
My only Slopbot
You make me happy
When hairs go grey.
You'll never know dear heart
How much I (g)rate you
Please don't take
My Slopbot
Away.
Dear heart I need to buy those mushrooms but any time I’m in my local mushrooms supply shop I always forget?I mean, you’re a case in point. Still haven’t grated that mushroom, have you? But who’s got the time for such shenanigans?!
I sing this to my cat! "You are my Pooh-Bear".I approve this song. Inspiration for me name!