Oh my god. The rice wedge!
Jack Monroe #199 Just mind-bogglingly, gobsmackingly stupid
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I'm so confused,, what *is* it?!
I didn't post it at the time, but... THE RICE WEDGE
I feel bad for posting it but I just needed someone else to see the RICE WEDGE.
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It says something when the most appetising thing there is the plate
I bet Sunday afternoon is the day she has SB, and so he, and her, has access to WiFi...
Looks like therapy is going well, not. Still performing and tin rattling.....she will never change. Billy bullshitter.
Looks like therapy is going well, not. Still performing and tin rattling.....she will never change. Billy bullshitter.
God, remember that story? “I’m about to make you a lucky, lucky lady. Good job you had all that salad cos you won’t be having food with texture for a while, love.”
The girls brigade writing cheques they can’t cash, how are you gonna guarantee anyone a personal encounter with Jesus…. Much less when all you’re doing is toasting crumpets
But not The Emin or her flock of sideboards?She's just posted that she feels 'dead posh' for owning a Breville, which was a gift obviously
OT anyone seen that Iain L has just crowdfunded a large sum of £££ to get his cat to the vet. He 'forgot' to get pet insurance. Different circumstances from Jack I'm sure, but I always notice striking similarities in their Twitter approach 
Sorry if it has already been mentioned, but saw an ad today for Princes in the newspaper, recipes using tins.
Miquel Barclay is the lucky soul doing it.
Has she gone for him seeing tins are her thing?
www.princes.co.uk
Miquel Barclay is the lucky soul doing it.
Has she gone for him seeing tins are her thing?
Our Recipes | Recipe Ideas | Princes Foods
Explore a wide variety of tasty recipes for all occasions made using high quality ingredients from Princes
www.princes.co.uk
Yeah you know you've done rice wrong when you can slice it...
On the subject of crumpets, I really like them but they set off my trypophobia when stuff goes in the holes and makes them stand out more
.Lmao people are bleeping mugs, he’s got over £100k in his company accountOT anyone seen that Iain L has just crowdfunded a large sum of £££ to get his cat to the vet. He 'forgot' to get pet insurance. Different circumstances from Jack I'm sure, but I always notice striking similarities in their Twitter approach
ETA - didn’t see the second line, yikes! Another chronic over spender
Jack Monroe: 'My back-up plan is to go back to working at the supermarket'
The cook and campaigner talks about growing up in a house full of foster children, her large appetite, and why she doesn’t take her career for granted
www.theguardian.com
Jack has a *cough* fairly extensive CV.
Ode to Rice Wedge, by TS aged 30.69589041095
Slice of rice
With mushrooms thrice
Soup of course
For special sauce
Pork I grate
And serve on plate
Dinner guest
Declare the best
Slice of rice
With mushrooms thrice
Soup of course
For special sauce
Pork I grate
And serve on plate
Dinner guest
Declare the best
She’s done the food question to get ideas for a slop book. She wants easy content.
Her imaginary friends.Who are these people she is talking to??
I've only just clocked that this pic is from the same shoot as this creepy classic from that article where she declared stuffing mix the best ever ingredient!Jack Monroe: 'My back-up plan is to go back to working at the supermarket'
The cook and campaigner talks about growing up in a house full of foster children, her large appetite, and why she doesn’t take her career for granted
Jack has a *cough* fairly extensive CV.
Or for ideas to produce a bumper 52 thrifty shades of beige postcards to be mailed out before the Patreon marks its 1st birthday....
Girls brigade? God, she’s such a weird Jesus Tory.
Can’t cope with the cognitive dissonance of a person with a spare room full of John Lewis boxes pretending that she thought a Breville sandwich toaster (gifted! of course!) was posh and a £4 bus to Morrison’s is out of the question.
Good to see the therapy is having no effect whatsoever, as predicted.
Can’t cope with the cognitive dissonance of a person with a spare room full of John Lewis boxes pretending that she thought a Breville sandwich toaster (gifted! of course!) was posh and a £4 bus to Morrison’s is out of the question.
Good to see the therapy is having no effect whatsoever, as predicted.
Muchasgracias to the scared Spanish squiggle for the lols. They are now up there on the map with the complaining Dane. I really don’t think Jack’s britishness can excuse or explain the terrifying ”recipes“.
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