Please nobody waste that much food
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It will cost you one giant pack of toliet roll and a taxi fair to a and e and no problemPlease nobody waste that much food
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Maybe the fox that chewed through her garden hose was the Antichrist fox? It knows the one common factor in everything she does…
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I had a look at Jack's agent's website, and the information there is so out of date. If your own agent doesn't even give a tit...then....
Also...OT....was back in the underpass today and finally got a pic of my favourite graffiti:
Also...OT....was back in the underpass today and finally got a pic of my favourite graffiti:
I don't care if the chicken is the one who killed Barbara Chickens in cold blood, none of them deserve to be microwaved as a pit-stop on their way to complete molecular annihilation. Won't somebody please think of the waning glove population?
Is she suggesting to microwave a raw chicken or one of those pre roasted numbers? The raw chicken would stink surely? Wouldn’t it splatter all over the microwave? 
this reminds me I still need to buy those mushrooms for my beloved @Pocahontas
this reminds me I still need to buy those mushrooms for my beloved @Pocahontas
My mother does roast chicken in the microwave. She's got one of those combi microwaves, it cooks it part by microwave, part by convection, it actually turns out very well and only takes about 40 minutes.
I'd love a thread on Emerald Fennell for pics, but I'm worried she might be an awful person and she's in my top 5 crushes right now.We just need a Camilla (Emerald Fennell?) in the background to be the one catching Charles’ eye.
I knew someone whose oven broke one Xmas day so they cooked the turkey in the dishwasher. You apparently have to run it for hours and wrap it tightly in foil. It's basically like boil cooking something. Apparently the white meat was OK but obviously the skin doesn't crisp up or anything. There was also some stupid trend of dishwasher salmon years ago. Oh duck I'm giving Jack ideas.
This thread is the best thing that’s happened all pandemic - whomst amongst us would sample dishwasher turkey?
for yes for noBut i do want too see her attempt and like she thinks she just discovered it.This thread is the best thing that’s happened all pandemic - whomst amongst us would sample dishwasher turkey?
Thread nomination: Please can we have this, pleeeease!
I keep crisps in our (unused) dishwasher, so sadly can't cook in it .
Originally we did it to hide them from the tiny dinos, and it's just become their home
Originally we did it to hide them from the tiny dinos, and it's just become their home
Exactly my thoughts. Why has she made it so complicated? (Actually don’t answer this, I already know
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Jack would never have such a luxury item as a DISHWASHER. Didn’t you know SHE RENTS!
I didn't see any but then I stayed away from the sweets because I would just have bought baklava and hated myself for being a fat pig!
Won’t somebody think of the yield?!Is she suggesting to microwave a raw chicken or one of those pre roasted numbers? The raw chicken would stink surely? Wouldn’t it splatter all over the microwave?
this reminds me I still need to buy those mushrooms for my beloved @Pocahontas
Re: the chicken in the microwave - don’t they cook like a whole roast chicken from a tablet in The Fifth Element? Good grief, Jack really is Woman of the Future. The award was deserved.
You can cook a whole chicken in a foodie ninja, on pressure cooker 40 mins and like air fry for 10 mins to crisp the skin. Tried it and its good. Not attempted the other methods apart from oven and dont think i will either. Soz missy.
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