Has they are all interchangeable'Umami' does not mean 'salty'
Jack Monroe #198 Marcus! Marcus! Marcus!
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it's just stupid. i mean, don't put too much water so it doesn't leak, but put in a bowl cos it will leak. pierce cling film so steam can escape, but also put a saucer on top to keep the cling film in place. now pour all of the escaped water back into the mug, make good and sure you take all the cling film off before microwaving it yet again...
just mind boggingly, gob smackingly stupid
just mind boggingly, gob smackingly stupid
Her USP!
Thread title nomination if ever there was one
BiB for #threadtitle nomination
You mean you won't make multiple trips on foot in this searing heat? Jack would be ashamed
Watching the Belle Gibson documentary- wowā¦
Indeed, just what is 8n that mug she is swigging from?She looks and sounds drunk as a skunk
I'm not sure why but my when I read this my brain went here:
Slopacalafragalisticexpialidocious
Even just the smell of it is simply quite atrocious
If you dare to eat it then it really is quite nauseous
Slopacalafragalisticexpialidocious.
There is definitely a 'sozzled' vibe from Jack, and the cockiness is unbearable, the way Jack sits and gesticulates like a 1980's yuppie is a bit threatening at times.
Just watched the video
'Mac n Cheeeze, in a muuuug?'
The whole thing's just a hot mess isn't it.
Favourite line? Well, since you ask it's
"I'm the antichrist of the food world"
Hausfrau und Herr, this is who The Good Food Awards have decided they want on their judging panel...
bleeping mind boggling.
'Mac n Cheeeze, in a muuuug?'
The whole thing's just a hot mess isn't it.
Favourite line? Well, since you ask it's
"I'm the antichrist of the food world"
Hausfrau und Herr, this is who The Good Food Awards have decided they want on their judging panel...
bleeping mind boggling.
New favourite Jack-ism.
That hair! She looks like Ghislaine Maxwell
Wait when was that video filmed?
Careful now! Ooh look, that plate of deviled eggs and Come to Bed Parmigiana has gone bloody everywhere. That mess isn't coming out on a 30ā° wash.
Hope you kept that John Lewis receipt hun? xoxo
Bib #thread title "I'm the antichrist of the food world"
Ah the infamous āall herbs are interchangeable so is lemon juice and vinegarā¦.all things can be substitutedā (ok I may have taken liberal use of paraphrasing the last bit) - sheās so full of tit. Tbh I switched off after that and didnāt even get to the recipe.
Itās astounding how someone who has been given so many opportunities A) Is so tit still (appreciate this isnāt even a new video B) Despite this still gets booked for stuff let alone is seen as the face of poverty. I know I know - nothing new/that we donāt already know.
Amazed we havenāt had a thirsty grey bra/pants hammock shot given the heat wave tbh (apologies if this is a candy man call).
Mr Beds was telling me about this documentary (on my to watch list) and my eyes rolled backwards as I explained that tit like this is conveniently left of out those tit journo pieces about Tattle. Heād read the article in The Times and asked me about Tattle as he knows I read here etc and said how it was barely a comprehensive critique of the site if they donāt even mention people like Belle Gibson where itās been proven publicly that influencers lie etc, let alone the threads on Tattle that have extensive Wikiās with receipts galore. He did ask why the influencer in the article didnāt just grow a thicker skin and asked why they thought they were beyond honest criticism. He also said the term trolling is being massively exploited - no tit mate!
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