“Fongool, I’m ADHD” is absolute genius. It’s finished me.
Jack Monroe #198 Marcus! Marcus! Marcus!
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Omg, you lot are amazing 
Definitely the best, funniest, wisest, most creative bunch on tattle. May or may not have accidentally laughspat my cereal onto my phone though and caused my mother to ask what on earth that was for. There is no possible way I could explain, so I kept to the Fight Club rules
Definitely the best, funniest, wisest, most creative bunch on tattle. May or may not have accidentally laughspat my cereal onto my phone though and caused my mother to ask what on earth that was for. There is no possible way I could explain, so I kept to the Fight Club rules
occasionally I have a look at her Twitter to see what is happening. She has all sorts of costly mishaps on a regular basis. I haven’t looked at her feed for months to be fair but had a look tonight and saw that she had an issue with kindly strangers who have stolen money, charging leads and a set of wireless headphones. I wish I could be arsed going back a few months but she always comes across a bit lemony snicket.
My friend and were posting 'Wired For Sound' on each other's Facebook page for years, I really want to show her the @Alansbigplate effort but sadly, she'll never understand.Omg, you lot are amazing
Wireless earphones? AirPods then?
I would never buy them despite being able to afford them easily because they are a massive risk of losing them. Whoever in Apple had this bright idea is a genius for getting people to throw away money so easily
I’m also wondering if we’ll get a full moon chaos on Saturday, but it seems like New Moon Chaoses are more likely these days. The next full moon is called the Buck Moon. “Now buck off!”.
Kind of off topic but, I finished watching Orphan Black! LOVED it! It was hilariously on-topic in the final episode, someone was offering a kombucha, and our old friend Pythagoras was mentioned!
Kind of off topic but, I finished watching Orphan Black! LOVED it! It was hilariously on-topic in the final episode, someone was offering a kombucha, and our old friend Pythagoras was mentioned!
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Yes I have had to replace one of mine and one of my daughters. It’s an expensive thing to lose, twice
An OG musical, Oklahoma! Surrey with a fringe on top
Fish and eggs and slop better worry
When Jack makes a bowl full of slurry
When Jack makes a bowl full of slurry with an egg on top!
Fish and eggs and slop better worry
When Jack makes a bowl full of slurry
When Jack makes a bowl full of slurry with an egg on top!
Got to earn a livin guv!Autocarrotstrikes again
Babe, same. I've been tempted a few times but I'm so scatty I just know there's no point.
I guess it’s like children’s gloves, thread them with elastic
I'm not sure which is worse, Jack's slow cooked version of tea, or my new co-workers (who also used my mug 
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Baby birds*
You can actually buy a cover for them that has a string/chain on (like for glasses) but I can’t help but feel like that sort of defies the object
Also I have some overhead wireless headphones which I only allow myself to use in the gym because I’ve left my phone on the bus three times when using them. Nothing quite like realising they’ve disconnected from your phone whilst watching the bus with your phone still on it pull away from the bus stop. I once then got back on the wrong bus trying to retrieve it and thankfully a kind man at the bus stop saw me get off the bus, rifle through my bag in a panic then get on the wrong bus so he got on the bus I’d actually been on, retrieved my phone and then chased the second bus down waving his arms and my phone around. What a guy.
Do you think he’s seen mackies food for the first time? 
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Ooh when the slop goes slipping down the drain
And the bollock meat can sure smell sweet.
When the wind comes right behind the eggs
Some Okhaloma for ya
And the bollock meat can sure smell sweet.
When the wind comes right behind the eggs
Some Okhaloma for ya
You also can't recycle the battery material on them, so when they end up in the bin they can't be recycled. duck knows why Apple to some has a 'sustainable' image (I use their computers, and to be fair they last ages)
AND ALLLL THAAAAAT SLOOOOOOOOOP.
I am in the camp of can’t be arsed to scroll back far enough to check, but she has just the worst luck with cars. I am Sure this one isn’t that old (to her, at least).
Another “woe is me, life is tit, my kids are picked on, my health is ruined, pls can anyone give me work if there is any” set of tweets, until I got bored scrolling. I suppose it’s too close to the electric wheelchair fundraiser for her to push her luck again, just yet, but I am sure the car will cost a fortune to fix, even with “mates rates” and she will hate having to ask but...etc etc.
Why are these people given any platform - they are unbearable. Also - I wonder how her desire for privacy - even through the FSM milking, gels with the huge demand for public id and real names on social media? Especially as she does complain about being trolled herself!
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