Jack Monroe #198 Marcus! Marcus! Marcus!

[Legionnairess]

You are all bloody marvellous! I think I love you all in a mithering ninny way

 

[Raker]

Does the cabal get publishing rights on this fabulous album of truths?

The Vlad bitcoin seems to have dried up. And although not even eligible for SEISS, working as a public servant, my weeping and wailing and clawing and howling at Rishi mate hasn’t got me very far. So short of opening either a Patreon or tip jar on my non-existent Twitter account I’d be grateful of the cash. I’m sure Cotswold are due to be having a sale soon…

…let’s start a publishing company/record label

 

[Lanie]

Food glorious food
Boiled egg and custard
To get you in the mood
Spag bol and mustard.

 

[bazzam]

You are all bleeping mental in the most brilliant creative way. I look at this page every day and love hearing bits about you all, but it never fails to make me laugh.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

It’s a beautiful coincidence that “Marcus! Marcus! Marcus!” also sounds like it could be the name of a musical.

 

[Traazers]

Food glorious food
Boiled egg and custard
To get you in the mood
Spag bol and mustard.

barely even need to change that one tbf

For duck sake why didn't I do
Jamie OLLLIIIVEEEERRR OLLLIVEEEERRR
Can we have that as a reprise? Post The Poverty? Act 2?

 

[bazzam]

Good enough for Rod Stewart in the 90s, wasn't it?





Don't know why there's no sun up in the sky
Stormy weather
Since my gal and I ain't together
Keeps rainin' all the time

Life is bare, gloom and mis'ry everywhere
Stormy weather
Just can't get my poor self together
I'm weary all the time, the time
So weary all the time

When she went away
The blues walked in and met me
If she stays away, old sideboard there will get me
All I do is pray that LJC will let me
Snooze in the hammock once more

Can't go on, ev'rything I had is gone
Stormy weather
Since my gal and I ain't together
Keeps rainin' all the time
Keeps rainin' all the time

When she went away
The blues walked in and met me
If she stays away, old new clippers there will get me
All I do is pray, that LJC will let me
Holidaying in the sun once more

Can't go on, ev'rything I had is gone
Stormy weather
Since my gal and I ain't together
Keeps rainin' all the time
Keeps rainin' all the time

Novello award here.

 

[Hollaaa]

The slop will come out... POTATOES

 

[kachoochoo]

It’s a beautiful coincidence that “Marcus! Marcus! Marcus!” also sounds like it could be the name of a musical.

not from a musical but

"Marcus! it's me! jackie! I've come home I'm so cold! lend me a tenner for the meter!"

 

[Hollaaa]

"A seven Viggle army couldn't hold me back".

If we're just doing all songs now.
I've just done a 5-hour drive and this is great. Top marks, Cabal.

not from a musical but

"Marcus! it's me! jackie! I've come home I'm so cold! lend me a tenner for the meter!"

The drama, Mick.

 

[MancBee]

Finale. Jack is in a trendy aparthotel pretending to cook food, however she is going to expensive hairdressers and an expensive day centre for social media addiction...she stands in the corner attempting to disguise her true location...she turns to the audience and addresses them directly...

They tried to make me go to Rehab
When can I go go go
I'll miss the Twitter craic, but when I come back
The cabal will, know, know, know
I Tweet all the time
But I think that is fine
I love it when I'm sent to Rehab
I can't wait to go, go, go

 

[MaineCoonMama]

(To the tune of 'Sandra Dee')

Look at me, Mx Jack-ie
Grifting with impunity!
Hoarding sideboards by the sea
If you're upper crust
I'm your object of lust
I'm non-binary ADHDeeeee!

Fongool. I'm ADHD.

 

[MancBee]

Well I have had a great evening. I have been in need of a good laugh, and you lot never fail. I have had tears, proper tears from laughing.

Not sure what our follow up album will be, but it will no doubt be a cracker.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Now I’m the queen of the Twitters, babe
The Groucho VIP
I tweet my slop, but had to stop
And that’s what’s bothering me

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Ding Dong, My Grandpa's DEAD (I actually feel bad about this one, but she said it...)

 

[Geetbo]

Cannot wait for our grime album tbh.

 

[Hollaaa]

The cabal will, know, know, know

Thread title nomination from pink bin land, @MancBee

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Cannot wait for our grime album tbh.

Tell Jack Shut up or whatever Stormzy is 72 years old said

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Tell Jack Shut up or whatever Stormzy is 72 years old is 72 years old said

I've been waiting for the day Stormzy is 72 years old would show up on here again.

 

[Toffee finger]

My fave musical doesn’t exist, it would be Gay! The Musical from the IT Crowd

I lived in the Poverty, I lived in the Poverty, Poverty is where I lived (I’m a friend of Dorothy)
Ninnies, Ninnies, I hate Ninnies! (I like Willy’s)

Irish Jack would love that “I’m mad for crack!” (Not a drug reference Jack, don’t want to candyman you back here)