Jack Monroe #195 She basically writes fan-fiction about herself

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Jelly Bean

Well we all know how it will go:
'There is a corner of the internet called Tattle Life where people, mainly women, gather to criticise and mock influencers and celebrities. Tattle Life is a 'hate site' and it seems nothing is off limits and there is no moderating.
I reached out to admins to give their side of the story but received no reply. I also asked posters for a comment, but mostly they are all too intimidated to speak out. One previous member however did contact me to say she was ashamed of herself posting on Tattle Life and had got carried away. She was too scared to post anything positive about influencers as it was an automatic ban if that happened.... ' and blah blah blah so it goes on.
 
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Emmapism

Exactly! It's always that reductive shite and you're like 'hey, no.....that's not how I feel at all'.

I never name this site but I've told my boyfriend, my sister and my best friend I post on a forum that discusses influencers. I tell them some of the shocking stuff that has been uncovered and they're always

Most influencers are annoying but harmless then you get people like Jack, Vonny & PTWM who are scammers extraordinare and it kinda puts it all in perspective....
 
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Dogmuck

Suffolkmum said:
Sweet Jesus. Don’t know if that was brave or look at me. Well I do know.
I don’t know why I looked and shattered a lovely quiet Sunday.
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Fucking hell! I was jittery at the preamble, but Christ alive, I could only manage 30 seconds of the “singing” before my sphincter attempted to withdraw into my stomach dragging my left arse cheek along with it. This should be under a trigger warning banner! Why? Just Why would you do that
 
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Jelly Bean

I know the introduction with the brave little wistful voice full of hesitation and the staring at the floor. Far from being nervous only someone utterly full of themselves could possibly watch that back and not be mortified.
 
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Vanelope

They have no sense of humour these people. You lot are hilarious.
 
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MancBee

ThePowderMonkey said:
It’s awful. Why has she not taken it down?
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The video clip is 6.26 minutes long, and she sings for precisely 2 minutes. So 4.26 minutes waffling on about shit and nonsense and 2 minutes doing what the video clip is supposed to be. The clip is titled Landslide (cover, a capella), yet she devoted twice the time taking about herself than she did singing the song.

Mind you, I am not sure which part was worse, the waffle or the singing.
 
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pumpkincandle

Lumpyspaceprincess said:
Well well well….
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Can't she just contact fellow journalists herself, aren't these requests usually things like 'I'm looking for someone ashamed of their bad breath'? These kind of tweets seem to attract desperados sticking their hands up saying MEMEMEMEMEEEEE so they can be in every article, like over in the Vonny thread or half the people on BBC's The Social.
 
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hollowhusk

I am actually pretty impressed here, it took a lot of guts to do that.
Early Jack was very different to later drifting slop jack!
 
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drusy

Yes, thanks very Jack much Jack, for knocking off the chaos for a while, so that dear heart onlysunshine and myself could catch up.

Do start again with the chaos* anytime you like

*Don't ever make the binjuice/worms combo again
or anchioade eggs
or that peach brick thing, which does look suspiciously it was made of sand...
 
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Hollaaa

Same formula as Jack's recipes. 70% self-obsessed waffle, 25% other people's work, repackaged beyond recognition, 5% chaos.
 
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traumatised sideboard

Not the Landslide cover again! I cry. If you missed it in February, I made my own version using solely sounds from the audio or that were otherwise Jack-derived (the synth comes from a bitmap of her stupid smug face) and re-arranged all the words to make them more accurate. After that I was expecting her to take the video down. Perhaps it was a case of shutting the stable door after the lasagne horse had bolted. Her version is both a different key to the original and is very ...microtonal I'm sure it's because she's a maverick genius and doesn't adhere to the Western system of twelve-tone equal temperament and not because she's musically incompetent.
 
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