Jack Monroe #194 She only came back cos we were about to put out an album

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bladiesla

bladiesla

Flash123 said:
If she wants to eat random tit then fair enough but who thinks this is good content for a food writer on insta? Also why doesn’t she just spread it on toast with a knife? Why the back of a spoon? She is trying to sound like MOM again ffs!
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All of this. I don't care what she eats, but for a 'food personality' it's just boring (wow, you added an egg and pbp to something that already is a side dish itself. Flash forward to het next book 'That 'll Do' featuring things that are tasty on their own, "spruced up" with a boiled egg and condiment or pickle of choice)
 
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FrumpyCat

No sign of weekend Jack.

Is she still in twitter purdah or is she watching the kicky ball?
 
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Veronicaaa

Veronicaaa

FrumpyCat said:
Is she still in twitter purdah or is she watching the kicky ball?
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Genuinely hope she wasn't watching the Denmark match, it was seriously traumatic even for those of us who don't regularly claw the floor at the sound of the post dropping.
 
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heretoreaditall2019

heretoreaditall2019

Cgenda said:
Wonder if she is popping to the Groucho while she is in town and making use of her life time membership.

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She didn’t win lifetime membership as just a nominee, she pays for it whilst grifting for Patreons to help keep her pantry stocked.

speaking of which she’s only gained 3 this month, so she needs to get a grift on else she’ll drop below 300 this month end. Sadly 2 of them were within a day of month end so likely bounced payments either due to card cancellations / expiry or insufficient funds. Really hope it wasn’t the latter ☹
 
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HotesTilaire

HotesTilaire

Veronicaaa said:
Oh come on, at least it's in a bowl, and she's made the tuna dip thing herself, presumably! Also the tomatoes look lovely and ripe.
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It’s tarama. tarama salad. It’s duck knows what fish roe, like pike or herring or whatever. Fish egg salad dip.
 
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Icing _on_ the_cake

Icing _on_ the_cake

Veronicaaa said:
Genuinely hope she wasn't watching the Denmark match, it was seriously traumatic even for those of us who don't regularly claw the floor at the sound of the post dropping.
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Which team does Jack support? Just wondering as there's English Jack, Irish Jack, Cypriot Jack, Edinburgh is my home Jack...
 
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Emmapism

Emmapism

Gizzis face looks very different to how it used to look. Has she had surgery? Almost seems like a different person
 
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traumatised sideboard

traumatised sideboard

'Travailed' is a new one for the dictionary! Imagine being a small boy coming home from school with one of your mates to find Mama squinting at the spice rack, softly, gently, unctuously whispering 'cumin, coriander, turmeric, allspice, juniper' while doing a merry kitchen jig. It's also occurred to me that Jack knows she's restricted to Twitter on the weekends so has had all week to come up with something interesting and yet she delivered ...that 🥴
 
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