Eeeeh, I don’t know what to say. Sloppy hand shake ?'Chavs' was definitely on her reading list in August of last year but we all know that means she didn't read it, especially as it was trapped slap bang in the middle of a big stack of other books rather than being organised properly on a shelf. Why the duck have I remembered that? Soon I will have none of my own memories, it will just be forensic Jack trivia.
The spoon in the egg slop actually looks enormous for a change. The thought of horking down soft taramasalata with soft softy soft egg on it with a dessert spoon is making me feel ill, the egg slowly sliding down her gullet whole like a python swallowing a deer.