Normally she likes to play up the mental health, trauma and poverty aspects when she's had a tidy. The squigs who suffer these (or who are trying to be empathetic) usually go nuts with praise. She's only hinted slightly at trauma with her hoarding of boxes and packing material.
Jack Monroe #192 Hoist with her own anchoïade
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“Taking it in to share tomorrow”
What breadcrumbs are these Jack? If you want the cabal to fuel rumours you need to give us a little more to work with. Too tired to speculate, also barely any fucks left to give. Preferred it when she was AWAY.
What breadcrumbs are these Jack? If you want the cabal to fuel rumours you need to give us a little more to work with. Too tired to speculate, also barely any fucks left to give. Preferred it when she was AWAY.
*Speculation Alert*
If Jack is attending a daily rehab type meetings, what would possess her to turn up with soup? I’m a big fan of a home bake and certainly at AA meetings there are plenty of biscuits for those who need the sugar...but I can’t imagine sharing my biggest issues in a supportive setting to the sound of people slurping and then someone collecting bowls, and the spoons are dropped...
So maybe...Jack has a job?
If Jack is attending a daily rehab type meetings, what would possess her to turn up with soup? I’m a big fan of a home bake and certainly at AA meetings there are plenty of biscuits for those who need the sugar...but I can’t imagine sharing my biggest issues in a supportive setting to the sound of people slurping and then someone collecting bowls, and the spoons are dropped...
So maybe...Jack has a job?
It is mole poblano, not mole pablano. Because it is from Puebla in Mexico. Poblano means 'from or of Puebla' in Spanish, innit.
Jack says some funny things, Lenny B, but you're taking the bleeping biscuit with that statement
I'm not ready for Mexican Jack 
,And maybe I have the winning numbers for Friday's Euromillions draw
It’s not even funny, but for some reason I’m cracking up over, “thread Greg”.
Who's bought mafaldine pasta? Fancy! I wonder what crime it committed to be placed in a plastic prison by the hob and forced to watch at close quarters the birth of a new slop. Maybe she's trying to endear herself to all her new definitely real mates and it's another of whacky Jack's practical jokes.
I'm not ready for Mexican Jack
'Friends' with puddles
I still can’t believe she face tuned her hello to tattle picture so much. So jammy, expecting it to be the beginning of her gotcha story.
Are the friends who are no doubt salivating at the thought of tasting Jack's cooking the "11 people I'm working with at the moment" (or was it 12?) she breadcrumbed a few weeks back?
Incidentally, I suspect a certain hypothetical rehab centre may have 11 (or 12) people unexpectedly ringing in sick tomorrow.
Incidentally, I suspect a certain hypothetical rehab centre may have 11 (or 12) people unexpectedly ringing in sick tomorrow.
The only peer review of these concotions we’re interested in is by the Southend girlies WhatsApp group. No need to update us with feedback from fabricated friends.
Poor pasta will be absorbed by the Slop as it gains sentience, hour by mushy hour
Jack's back and all I can think is OH GOD books will get published. Make it stop!
I’m not convinced they will
I don't think there's anything under the frying pan lid. I'm feeling feisty lol. No mole amigos, no mole.
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