Jack Monroe #192 Hoist with her own anchoïade

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Mel Donte

"Back home, I frequently suffer migraines that put me to bed for days, popping yellow and pink Migraleve and ibuprofen and aspirin by the handful, burying my face in a pillow with the duvet pinned over my head, desperate to shut out the light that makes me feel as though I have a giant, crushing hand gripping my left temple, its bullying fingers forcing their way into the nape of my neck. I have been here a week, and guess what – no migraine. I suspect I could stay here a month (and oh how I’d love to) and the dreaded agony would not rear its ugly head."

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@SoulRebel another one for the list
 
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Sideboard Bob

kachoochoo said:
spotted in holmfirth today. presumably unable to HOOT due to mask

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Ok, so are we all in agreement that a Frau works for Holmfirth Council‘s publicity department? Not just the “fizzing”, theres a glove pigeon right there front and centre. There’s so much going on in that picture, where does the mask end and the scarf begin? Then, where does the scarf end and the jacket begin?

Jockie Mcroe’s video clip is just cringe, the sad thing is, they’re actually at a food bank, it would be so much better to hear more from the people actually there.
 
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Captainmouse

Bib not seen her in a while
 
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colouredlines



...Tanzania is GMT+3. No daylight savings, so depending on the time of year, either 2 or 3 hours' difference.

Of course you didn't suffer from jet lag, Jack, you utter buffoon.
 
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traumatised sideboard

My personal favourite of Jack's conversations with her son that really absolutely happened is the 'what's UNICEF?' on a train one where she imagines that other passengers are judging her as 'a scruffy little oik blithely quoting international birth rate statistics before 9AM'. Build one of your beloved bridges and get over yourself, dear heart. I do also quite like the one where she calls her son a 'pint-sized misogynist' because he said she was fat. Or the one where he deadnamed her during a tantrum and they both wept, which is like the more poignant version of 'and then everyone clapped'. She's fucking crackers milord.
 
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FrumpyCat

I was having a little internet stalk, and found some posts in Jack's dead name from 2016 on a lib dem message board.

So either someone borrowed her name and writing style, or Jack was dead naming herself.
 
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CabalofBolorneaise

It also makes a lot of sense as to why real life people haven’t historically stepped in. Hypothetically if all the people in her real life circle knew that SB wasn’t with her when she was tweeting whatever bollocks it was and potentially that he hadn’t been with her for great periods of her poverty claims, there’s no need to dispute the rest as that alone would prove to everyone who knew her/them that she was lying.
 
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MancBee

I was with you right up until the last sentence. (BIB)
 
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Sideboard Bob

FrumpyCat said:
I was having a little internet stalk, and found some posts in Jack's dead name from 2016 on a lib dem message board.

So either someone borrowed her name and writing style, or Jack was dead naming herself.
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LJC what a find @FrumpyCat

I had a nosy too. In response to a post titled -

“Tim Farron writes: Good wishes to mark Eid al-Adha”

Someone wrote this (it‘s a really, really horrible thing to say) -

Melissa Hadjicostas 13th Sep '16 - 11:43am
Did Tim send a special message to Christians at Easter? If not why not?

Edited to add the link -

Tim Farron writes: Good wishes to mark Eid al-Adha

As more than 2 million Muslims from around the world, including thousands from the UK – mark the end of their holy pilgrimage of Hajj in Mecca, I would like to extend my warmest wishes to everyone celebrating Eid al-Adha. Eid al Adha’s themes of reflection, sacrifice and charity seem more and...
www.libdemvoice.org
 
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Emmapism

Yeah that's peak Tory energy and I wouldn't be surprised.

I've always thought she was a nasty cow purely because she bangs on and on about what a good person she is.

The thing about kind people is, they're just kind.

They don't need to tell 300 thousand people on Twitter they are because they do kind things and word gets around.

And if you're difficult.....word also gets around doesn't it?
 
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Gildinwen-TKB


That is horrible. And if it is her the mask slipped
 
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HotesTilaire

Well that’s a difficult one isn’t it? No one could ever prove it either way.
Jack gets to claim it as evidence of deadnaming and stalking etc
 
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Flash123

Maybe she is going to do the thing Loraine kelly did and claim her online public persona is a character?
 
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Vanelope

I believe Lorraine. No one could be that fucking annoying all the time.
 
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Sideboard Bob

HotesTilaire said:
Well that’s a difficult one isn’t it? No one could ever prove it either way.
Jack gets to claim it as evidence of deadnaming and stalking etc
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Exactly. It really could be anyone, and for all we know it could be someone else just using the name, or even someone with the same name. I‘m just amazed Jack’s not already come across it before, and asked if it can be taken down.
 
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