He deactivated his account for a couple of days but no one noticed and now he's back.
Jack Monroe #191 The sound of silence
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Jack will commission him for a shill post. A sad, teary, big-eyed cat bot, pining for Our Jackie with a saccharine message of care.
crappy bungalow has not been listed to let or for sale since february 2019, which is when jack moved in. if she has moved out, then, yes, they'll probably still be cleaning.
i mean it's huge and full of crap
Jackception - Jack seems to be a Patreon of the badge guy, hence much posting of how great the axolotl stickers and badges are, can’t wait to make holes in the pleather lapels of my jacket, performative repetition of “axolotl” to show off about knowing the name of an obscure sea creature etcSocialist country lab coat
I was wondering if it was a thing for folks who had lovely things from being a patreon to post what they got. Like oh, this is great, thanks, I’ll tell my friends etc. Has this ever happened to Jackolieo ?
Imagine having a huge house like that at her age. Even when SHE LEFT Jack could keep it going.
Oh Jack they aren't that rare or unknown. My old housemate used to keep axolotl. He showed Jack-levels of originality naming one Axl. The other was called Stampy after the elephant Bart wins on The Simpsons.
I've been slowly, gently trying to put together a comprehensive list of Jacks. It's an impossible task as there are so many there's no way it can be exhaustive. Here it is, spoilered for extreme length. I've tried to group them to make it easier as trying to put them in order from least to most offensive is similarly impossible.
localities/nationalities
-Polish
-Scottish
-Northern Irish
-Estuary
-Greek
-American
activities
-knitting
-embroidery
-running
-make-up
-piano
-singing
-reading
-ancient TV series
-weightlifting
-bodybuilding
-budget crafting
jobs
-fire service (inclusive of Grenfell)
-journalist
-writer/author
-TV presenter
-cook
interests
-tank
-bridge
-Bond
-plants
-Asda receipts
LGBTQ
-non-binary
-filthy lesbian
-masculine aesthetic
medical
-sober
-arthritis
-ADHD
-autism
-black eye
-unspecified health problem
-long COVID
food
-vegan cheese
-plant milk
-Pot Noodle
-corner shop
-childhood food
-salad bar
-kombucha
-crisps
-flexitarian
-pescetarian
-trifle
identities
-single mum
-food bank user
-sober
-poor
-political
-pub uncle
-comedian
-legal
-zero waste
-sexy
-karate master
-ballet dancer
-Zoe Eccentricity
-4.5 GCSEs
-diagnosed gifted
-tattooed
hair
-no washing
-Irn Bru fright wig
-reverse rat's tail
-tragic undercut
-normal undercut
-mid 40s mum
miscellaneous
-tin opener
-lockdown rules
-designer fashion
-Liam Neeson/triangulation
-flower crown
-double denim
-passive-aggressive
-openly aggressive
-completed it mate
-caught sleeping
-blue tick arse lick
-Mary Poppins
-slapstick
-Polish
-Scottish
-Northern Irish
-Estuary
-Greek
-American
activities
-knitting
-embroidery
-running
-make-up
-piano
-singing
-reading
-ancient TV series
-weightlifting
-bodybuilding
-budget crafting
jobs
-fire service (inclusive of Grenfell)
-journalist
-writer/author
-TV presenter
-cook
interests
-tank
-bridge
-Bond
-plants
-Asda receipts
LGBTQ
-non-binary
-filthy lesbian
-masculine aesthetic
medical
-sober
-arthritis
-ADHD
-autism
-black eye
-unspecified health problem
-long COVID
food
-vegan cheese
-plant milk
-Pot Noodle
-corner shop
-childhood food
-salad bar
-kombucha
-crisps
-flexitarian
-pescetarian
-trifle
identities
-single mum
-food bank user
-sober
-poor
-political
-pub uncle
-comedian
-legal
-zero waste
-sexy
-karate master
-ballet dancer
-Zoe Eccentricity
-4.5 GCSEs
-diagnosed gifted
-tattooed
hair
-no washing
-Irn Bru fright wig
-reverse rat's tail
-tragic undercut
-normal undercut
-mid 40s mum
miscellaneous
-tin opener
-lockdown rules
-designer fashion
-Liam Neeson/triangulation
-flower crown
-double denim
-passive-aggressive
-openly aggressive
-completed it mate
-caught sleeping
-blue tick arse lick
-Mary Poppins
-slapstick
Ha ! when I was a girl I used to bring grass snakes home. We had a small holding and my brothers had their own pets. The snakes only lasted a day in my bedroom. By the morning they had gone out through the letterbox !
@traumatised sideboard your services to the canal are top notch!
May I add train Jack?? This will cover shin kicking, Mediterranean Arse disaster aversion, convo about the UN stats on children with SB and whispers from a man about keeping your legs closed if you can’t afford kids/tattooed lesbians shouldn’t breed etc and Tile lost and found. And any other “didn’t happen” train tales of trials and tribulations.
May I add train Jack?? This will cover shin kicking, Mediterranean Arse disaster aversion, convo about the UN stats on children with SB and whispers from a man about keeping your legs closed if you can’t afford kids/tattooed lesbians shouldn’t breed etc and Tile lost and found. And any other “didn’t happen” train tales of trials and tribulations.
@traumatised sideboard Is this in the Wiki? I've had to go in the bathroom to laugh, there's a lady next to me trying to sleep
The local tropical fish shop has them
I lost it at “interests - Asda receipts”
Re. Jack’s Twitter absence, we need Oprah asking the big questions, “were you silent or silenced?”
Job
shot server/bar person
sex worker
tescos towel folder
hair
kumquat
wigs
pixie
Babe. Same.I lost it at “interests - Asda receipts”
Ironically "populism not passion" sums up jack's political forays rather well
Imagine the school's lawyers being paid to grunk through here for screenshots and reading all our old court outfit ideas from last year, completely nonplussed
She might have been silenced by LJC who has probably sailed very close to losing her job or at the very least her credibility. The last straw being the apology she had to make on her behalf to the teacher. Brill mate.
I think this is the most likely option - either that or the school have contacted her agent and it was the last straw for them. Maybe a double whammy? Along with the threat of having the ICO coming after her and presumably her tax issues hanging over her head.
Much as I’d love it I don’t think she has a big enough audience to make libel action against her worth it for the school/chartwells/DW. What she’s said was wrong but I think they’d be aware it would end up a bit Streisand effect.
It's like one of those social media games
I am Estuary Karate Master Filthy Lesbian Blue Tick Arse Lick Jack!
Hair- Cherie BlairWhat a list!
I would just add hair - Delia Smith.
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