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Jack Monroe #191 The sound of silence
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That's covered in Zoe Eccentricity. What a bum dial eh?
Awesome list @traumatised sideboard, I'd like to nominate J1g for identities. I feel Henry Hoover should appear on there as a supporting character too.
Edit- beaten to it by @TurnedUpInTipp and @Veronicaaa, a great bunch of lads.
Edit- beaten to it by @TurnedUpInTipp and @Veronicaaa, a great bunch of lads.
Sorry, don't know what this means. Could you please tell me?
Insert Mutley sniggering gif
Yeah the food stylist got it wrong squig, except like you say it’s the recipe that’s wrong...also the food stylist wrote the recipe.
Yeah the food stylist got it wrong squig, except like you say it’s the recipe that’s wrong...also the food stylist wrote the recipe.
Taken from another thread
amazing
was also thinking there's interior design jack, which itself can be split into sub-categories
sexy/hazardous kitchen makeovers
various reading nooks
porch photography
rosie the riveter crowbar
unorthodox wallpaper usage
skip jack
Serial killer rust knife collector Jack
Kitchen transformation into windowless Gothic clutter Jack
Kitchen transformation into windowless Gothic clutter Jack
data squiggle, respectfully cockified
Don't forget Angry for sale sign sawer Jack.
Oct/Nov during the bubble buddy times, Jack posted J-1g leading the cabal to speculate that it was meant to be a private DM to someone who supplies 1 gram of something, the sort of something Jack implied David Walliams likes to henryhoover.
Then, in a famous “didn’t happen” moment Jack posted a number of nonsensical letters and numbers, and ta-da it turned out everything posted was done by sitting on the phone by mistake! Needless to say, we had the last laugh because in the middle of the nonsense it said Zoe Eccentricity, clearly The Mediterranean Arse was in charge of the keypad. Jack then, to prove that it was all spontaneous hilarity, changed their name to Zoe Eccentricity for about an hour. Everyone clapped and declared it the worst “covering up a massive error” ever.
Good on her tbh. I’d be interested to hear how Jack’s publisher planned on financially compensating contributors like this squig, surely in 2021 even they know that they can’t have a MC white woman profiting off the backs of people who’ve hit hard times?!
It really wouldn't surprise me if the cabal were really on to something. The West London luvvies are rife with marching powder, would have been an easy trap to fall into during her gauche days.
(Pure speculation, m'lud)
Well well well! If it isn’t the consequences of her own actions!
Oh my God haven't thought about this one in a while. The whole thing was insane and Jack at her manipulating-the-squigs best
Where did the B&Bs but come from? Or is this another lie by omission/allusion from jack?
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Shes the master of wording things vaguely enough that people assume then not correcting, the worst being the US article that claims she slept rough.
must've been grandad's guesthouses!
but, really, this is how she's got the squigs. she repeats that she's moved umpteen times, so the squigs think that she must've been shunted around b+bs and HMOs. whereas the reality is "executive" flat to west London to huge "bungalow"
Did you ever play The Picnic Game as a kid? You go around the circle, and say "I went to a picnic and I bought....", and then as you go along, you have to remember all the stuff people have mentioned so far.
Jack's entire life story is The Poverty Game. Each time she retells it, another detail has to be added. "I was in poverty and I was a sex worker, unplugged my fridge, spent two years at a food bank, went to a food bank once..."
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