Happy Saturday! This is a bit Retro Jack, but I found this screenshot from another frau.
Remember when the lowest tier on Jack's Patreon was to give you, the donator 'a general feeling of wellbeing'?
Jack Monroe #191 The sound of silence
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Happy Saturday! This is a bit Retro Jack, but I found this screenshot from another frau.
Remember when the lowest tier on Jack's Patreon was to give you, the donator 'a general feeling of wellbeing'?
I think the tip jar only shows on the mobile or tablet app not the desktop.
Her all time low was just below 300, and she did some EPIC poverty cosplay to drum up lots of lovely new subscribersJack's patreon number is now down to 325. That's a bit of a drop isn't it? Can't honestly remember what is was at most.
I don't think I ever realised quite how lucrative Patreon can be - no idea why but I looked at Danny Baker's (which tbf he updates almost daily) and he gets £156k pa from it. (He has nearly 2000 subscribers at nearly £7 pm).
Where IS she? If falling Patreon numbers won’t get her out of hiding, what on earth will?
PARKLIFE
Boris is all up in her poorly-fitted suit jacket niche too.
That is the soundtrack to Jack’s life:
‘Put my traaaaazers on, have a cuppa tea and think about leaving the house’
‘I get up when I want’
“Intimidated by the dirty pigeons’
‘I feed the pigeons, I sometimes feed the sparrows too - it gives me a sense of enormous wellbeing’
Mind you, it also says ‘and then I’m happy for the rest of the day’ so it’s not completely accurate
little edit for you there
The idea to use up cheap ingredients that are already slightly off and use good expensive ingredients to make a meal out of it has always escaped my logic. This is complete nonsense. You would eat the salad with a vinaigrette, even minus the mustard.Prue Leith is all up in Jack's niche, just read an interview in the Radio Times about her (Hellmans sponsored) show with Dr Rupy.
Here's one of her top tips for food waste:
MAKE SALAD SALSA
Limp salad leaves can be turned into the most delicious salsa verde to top meat, fish or veg — just whizz in a blender with olive oil, capers, garlic and mustard. You can add beetroot leaves, watercress, anything at all, really. People buy too much bagged salad and it always goes limp after a few days. It does cheer up if you tip it into water, but then you have to dry it again.
Although food waste is not good it is sometimes better to let something go rather than create a new maverick dish with it because when you have got very little (speaking from experience), a crap meal will make you even more depressed. You would want to stick to simple meals...but I don't need to tell the cabal that...
How to ask 'Did you see The Hound of the Baskervilles, Journey to the Center of the Earth, The Land That Time Forgot, Tarzan, Swiss Family Robinson, Lawrence of Arabia, The Hulk or any number of Westerns as a child?' - without saying that you saw these things all using a similar plot device?
How she's branded herself as a 70s and 80s kid when she grew up largely in the 90s and 00s is ridic. I know that's the tip of the iceberg with Jack and the grifting but it bugs me
If anyone is bored and missing Mx Monroe, here's the full judgement for Christian Jessen. It's pretty amazing reading about his social media behaviour, so much Jack-like stuff in there: https://www.judiciaryni.uk/sites/judiciary/files/decisions/MCA11481Final - Approved.pdf
- Lapping up the attention from followers and tweeting bollocks even on Xmas day
- Ignoring problems and hoping they go away
- 'Taking a social media break' then coming back repeatedly
- Vague posts about seeking medical help
From about page 20 it's just the judge picking apart all his bollocks about not getting the legal papers etc and it's glorious.
- Lapping up the attention from followers and tweeting bollocks even on Xmas day
- Ignoring problems and hoping they go away
- 'Taking a social media break' then coming back repeatedly
- Vague posts about seeking medical help
From about page 20 it's just the judge picking apart all his bollocks about not getting the legal papers etc and it's glorious.
The amazing thing is, these sorts of points are the ones we all continuously make across various different threads about influencers. Yet we get called trolls & threatened with legal action for it? What changes when it’s a judge (?) or solicitor saying the same tit? It’s always just been about them remaining above reproach.
I was just reading that. That judge is a legend. The arrogance of the DR is showing.
New thread!
Jack Monroe #192 Hoist with her own anchoïade
I’ve made a new thread and these were my words. How gauche! Credit to @Falkor and @Eurgh for the nomination 🎉 Your prizes: a flower crown and a Santa hat for each of you. So, what’s happened? Not much - Jack is still Away. Good for her (?) There must be reasons. On the thread: there were trips...
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