To buy her a house, of course.Christ if she can orgasm with just a touch of her wrist why does she need a woman.
Jack Monroe #190 The sloppening
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If it wasn’t for that ridiculous hair-don’t, I would have sworn that wasn’t her. Her face is totally different - I know it’s down to Facetune in most cases but the “basics” (for want of a better word) look so different
This was a fascinating read, thanks for sharing! Lots of similarities but the tale that chimed most with me was the story of how he disarmed a mugger with "witty aplomb... the mugger, cowed, scuttled down some anonymous alley to reflect on why it is Bad to Threaten Other People".
Very "needless to say, I had the last laugh" vibes.
On another thread they were discussing somebody’s hair do, I nearly shouted kumquat! Oh dear
Or a draw full of dildos?!Christ if she can orgasm with just a touch of her wrist why does she need a woman.
I have to say it's nice to see her followers numbers slowly going down though.
How long will she be able to bear it?!
How long will she be able to bear it?!
Yes I think you are right.
Advised to keep quiet to show suitable contrition. And to prove it was the drink and addiction to SM that made her call a teacher minding his own business a Nazi.
I think either this or someone (her agent?) has had a real “You cannot keep doing this without consequences Jack, do you know how close you came to X,Y, Z in the past few months?” intervention.
Brain bleach! duck sake, I’m having a tea break and this has curdled the milk
All the best with it, fella. I’m site visiting in London on Monday, so will raise an early morning brew to you
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I'm very good at tuning people and things out, apart from being partially deaf anyway, so I just forget my hearing aid ...She is such a twit.
Would you rather eat at a dinner party cooked by Jack, or, sit next to Jack for the duration of the party, food cooked by a proper chef? Eat the slop or listen to hours of this whilst she fidgets too.
Decisions. Decisions....
Is that a bunch of knickers hanging up to dry in the window?
I know we've seen this picture before but I actually can't deal with the amount of stuff. I'm more of a what else can I take off the counters type gal. Because this stresses me out so much. You would struggle to find anything!!
They got so many new followers off the back of that sexual abuse thread and then went back to tweeting as if nothing had happened. For those new followers uninitiated with Jack I imagine it's quite confusing.
Maybe her absence is due to kickback from that particular chaos? There was certainly drama...
Is she getting an orgasm mixed up with feeling her pulse?
Can we just take a moment to appreciate that Jack has gone full Partridge by moving into the Linton Travel Tavern apart-hotel, London
I agree I think it's a legal thing, something serious she's trying to worm her way out of. NOTHING has kept Jack off Twitter since the day and hour she created the account.
Also when there has been a little return, you can tell the usual twitter behaviour is there - it’s definitely down to restraint rather than reform IMHO
I actually think she's been worse on her little returns. More snarky, more bread crumbing, more pity partying.
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