Jack Monroe #190 The sloppening

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Nothing to do with your brilliant efforts @Fruitjack but that patty mix reminds me of Oogie Boogie unraveling in The Nightmare Before Christmas.

 
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The patties do look a bit grim. The top right one (pre-cooking) especially has a hairy quality that is very off-putting. I hope you made sure to extract all the extraneous brine from the jackfruit. I mean really extract all of it. And left it long enough to luxuriate in its flavour bath. Both very critical steps.
 
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Rusty tin can burp ended me. You're a brave one for taking that recipe for the cabal @Fruitjack
Cookie cookie will still be tasting those burps on her 90th birthday surrounded my family and friends, talking about the cabal and dicking about with forbidden foods in her misspent youth.
 
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@Fruitjack this is absolutely no reflection on you, but seeing those patties made me consider whether I’d actually just start eating meat
 
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The patties remind me of owl pellets.
 
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I think I would rather just eat a whole tin of pineapple rings. I'd have a mouth like a cat's bumhole at the end but it would be worth it never to eat those patties.
 
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Yes actual Cameron Diaz!

Also loved Good Chatlotte when I was young. They both look pretty much the same...more facial hair.
 
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Dr pimple popper says your skin colour influences the material inside a cyst which is why the South American lady last night had something which looked like those patties squeezed out of her shoulder
 
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Every time I see the word granola I get a headrush.
It may be because we watched the Matt Lucas doc on the mr. Men yesterday, but all I can see in the first pic is a charred little miss splendid...Sterling effort though, you brave Frau
 
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Our wiki is fantastic thank you to every one that’s ever worked on it

Does anyone have her first book where she mentions selling the Omega sea master please? If not I’ll download (& then return lol ) the e book just to get a print screen of it just for the receipts. I’ve just added a few receipts eg her dad being a landlord (the hill I choose to die on every time x), the fostering press he does complaining about them, and their Land Rover being navy blue lol.
 
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Richard osman states he can’t work with people with huge ego's, surprised he is so pally with mackie, ego the size of a planet
 
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The reference to her £4-5k Omega Sea Master story is available in the kindle preview of her book, alongside confirmation she was on £27k.

(sorry to post out the blue just easier to use as a receipt in the wiki this way)


 
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It's in Hunger Hurts: https://web.archive.org/web/20130201235747/http://agirlcalledjack.com/2012/07/30/hunger-hurts/

Interestingly, she removed the essay that made her famous from her site last year and replaced it with Potatoes, which has a lot of defensive asides aimed directly at Tattle...
 
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Long ranty post about the obscenity of the watch deleted.

How many £20 shops could that Omega have bought?

LOTS.
 
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