I think another thing that is “once and done” is her working relationships. I have lost track of the number of people she has worked with that then go onto do stuff all up in her niche but without her. She never gets invited back. Immediately springing to mind -
Daily Kitchen Live (and Sat kitchen),
Dr Rupi web show (and his new C4 season with Hellmans proudly sponsoring), Dancing around demanding a masher with Marcus (and Full Time Meals),
Veganuary (and I would bet my house Linda Mc. won’t “collaborate” again)
This Morning - raw pasta anyone?
Sainsbo
Guardian recipe slot
Pls add, cabal - it would be interesting to see how badly “rumours of her being difficult to work with” have spread.
BIB Ah, Louisa J Christ, I would love to know!!
I like to imagine the whole DKL shitshow came about, after a conversation that might have gone something like this...
Scene: The
crappy bungalow, after tea. Not-so-SB is at his dad's. JM and LJC are having a chat, or at least JM is talking animatedly about her favourite subject, while LJC is thinking about buying another bike.
JM: 'Me, me, me, I, I, I, self, self, self, blah, blah blah' (notices LJC's attention has wandered) 'LOUISA!! You're not listening to ME, ME, MEEE!!'
LJC: 'I am Jack, honest'.
(LJC desperately tries to think of a subject to defuse the potential chaos tantrum, which she senses may be hovering ominously on the horizon).
'Er, Channel 4 are going to run a lockdown programme about how to use up store cupboard ingredients.'
JM: 'Oh Louisa! Why didn't you tell me before! My own show at last!!'
LJC: (Horrified) 'No Jack, I didn't say that..'
JM: 'WH-AAT?!! But literally no one else could do it! I am the LITERAL poverty food expert! Who else could possibly present a show like that? Eh? Eh?! EH?!!'
LJC: 'But it's not really about poverty, more about using up store cupboard items..'
JM: (not listening to LJC) 'ME! That's who! MEEEE!!'
LJC: 'Jack, it's really not about poverty, as such..'
JM: (still not listening to LJC) 'MEEE! MEEEEE! MEEEEEE!!'
LJC: 'Jack, it's going to be presented by Jamie O..'
JM: 'WHAT!! How DARE that
bleeping man get up in my LITERAL
bleeping niche!! The
bleeping,
bleeping BASTARD!!'
LJC: 'But...'
JM: 'Don't take his side!!'
LJC: *sighs*
**
Much later, Jack is still wailing, screeching, clawing and bellowing all manner of rude things about That Man.
LJC: (Head in hands) 'for
duck's,
bleeping sake, Jack, put the
bleeping tins DOWN!' (LJC reaches for her phone and tries to think which of her TV contacts might be unfortunate enough to owe her a truly massive favour...).
Just my opinion, m'lud, not suggesting the above scene actually happened, or that LJC is so sweary in real life, or indeed, that a favour, (massive or otherwise) had to be called in to get JM on DKL. I'm sure she just has a very good agent...