Jack Monroe #188 Jack sits on a train of lies

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I'm here for the puppy! what a beauty. No comment on the other stuff

Tattle is a very strange place sometimes isn't it?

I think that's invariably one of the dangers when we go off topic (beyond puppies, sheep and interiors I mean) because as we know this thread gets a LOT of traffic.

@LennyBriscoe they're called Who Gives A Crap. I use them too
 
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Who Gives a Crap is even better . Every day is a school day!

I don’t care what anyone says, we’re a friendly, nice, supportive bunch here and it bugs me when people say we aren’t to suit their own narrative
 
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I don’t care what anyone says, we’re a friendly, nice, supportive bunch here and it bugs me when people say we aren’t to suit their own narrative
Agreed! I bet Jack has caught herself up too and is itching to get tweeting; jealous that her tattle thread has been taken over by someone else!
 
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She has been awfully quiet of late... anything I need caught up on?
 
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Agreed! I bet Jack has caught herself up too and is itching to get tweeting; jealous that her tattle thread has been taken over by someone else!
Dear @Pocahontas

I am a concerned observer of these here threads and although I deliciously enjoy them, I am concerned that things appear to have veered off topic this evening.

I should be grateful if you would moderate your heart out and get back onto that generous, selfless, empathetic fantastic cook that is Jack Monroe, forthwith and henceforth.

With thanks
Lurker Cumberscotch
 
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She has been awfully quiet of late... anything I need caught up on?
Jack kindly offered to send someone some “fancy shmancy” cutlery in the post. Nothing anywhere near as exciting as your adorable puppy!

Re. The toilet paper company. I am in awe of the people who answer their phones, I would be a disaster.
“Hello, ‘Who Gives A Help’ how can I crap? Oh shit sorry, crap, I mean... hello? Helloooo?“
 
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Dear Lurker,

Please give the Cabal something to work with and perhaps they would be less inclined to veer off topic.

thankyou.
 
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This thread really shows you that there are people out there CONSTANTLY googling themselves...see also: that Guardian student cooking woman, fedorabot, and one J Monroe, PhD(hon)².
 
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Thank you for taking the time to stop yourself being dragged into the Jack world, you did that clearly and I am sorry you had to share all of that, I am sure we all respect that massively. Sorry for your struggles. You have been through some tough times, and I wish you, and your family well.
 
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Frauen, may I most humbly apologise for unintentionally steering the thread off course this evening - I genuinely do find Jack’s likes insightful (and particularly during these times of drought, when I have obviously been mining her likes like Arthur Scargill) but certainly don’t want to cause upset or distress to third parties, and that includes blue tickers with a large public following.

Despite the conspicuous speed with which she seems to have been directed here, fair play to Hattie for posting and explaining her position in relation to that particular tweet. I vow to stick to Jack-created content only in future, if anything, and would be grateful @Pocahontas if you could please delete my posts at #388 and #391 as they weren’t strictly on topic and in hindsight perhaps unfair to spotlight someone other than Jack in that way. Thank (space) you.
 
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me and mr kcc just had a minor ice cream discourse. it made me think of this old ruby tandoh article from when she lived up here about our local dairy. her love of food is so evident, unlike, y'know, that one

 
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So @okaylolbye did you get a Google alert on your own name or have you been lurking here since Jack failed to deliver the article “she could bash out in ten minutes”? I get why you’d be pissed that she didn’t fulfil her promise.

Knowing what you now know about Jack (we have the receipts of her lies about her background, and frequent bullying and gaslighting of dissenting voices... including when she disparagingly referred to us as “addicts”) are you less inclined to include her rehashed telling of her bullshit poverty cosplay in your publication?

I’m sorry you’re struggling financially. It might be wise to think about applying for disability living allowance if your condition is life-limiting to the extent you cannot leave the house. It would be a useful process to write about for the mag, too. For a lot of middle class people they’ve no experience whatsoever of the system. It might take some of the fear and stigma away to see it written about.
 
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Pocahontas isn’t the only mod, just something to keep in mind. If attention needs drawing to something urgently probably best to report.

On topic whoever is keeping Jack away from her main twitter, good job well done.
 
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Pocahontas isn’t the only mod, just something to keep in mind. If attention needs drawing to something urgently probably best to report.

On topic whoever is keeping Jack away from her main twitter, good job well done.
Your screenshot button is gathering a lot of dust right now...
 
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Pocahontas isn’t the only mod, just something to keep in mind. If attention needs drawing to something urgently probably best to report.

On topic whoever is keeping Jack away from her main twitter, good job well done.
She’s “our” one though
 
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I rate this intrusion a 5/10, sorry Hats. Feel like pure shit, just want Max back

Lads, I'm worried about Jack. What if she's actually ...fine? Jack please, I beg of you, give me something to photoshop! I'm withering away, I can feel my creative juices evaporating like yellow sticker mushrooms on a radiator.
 
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