Jack Monroe #187 Who does she think she is, flippin' Cher?

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Jack's a not-so-secret fan of shite patter, for definite.
 
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Thought I'd change my profile picture to see how I'd look wearing a sombrero. Anyone think I should buy one?

I could get Jack to embroider it with "I'm a literal food expert" on the front.
I bet that’s a picture of actual you too is it, you wee distinguished gentleman!
 
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There's always one

The Mexican mayo chico will not be offering you a Hellmann's sample for this mayonnaise based holiday!

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Mmmm cute papi with very nice forearms thank(space)you ,I could think of one or two things i could do with the mayo ...

Maybe her ladyship is feeling tired wearing that very large hat whilst filming of the 2nd Downton film progresses
 
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Mmmm cute papi with very nice forearms thank(space)you ,I could think of one or two things i could do with the mayo ...

Maybe her ladyship is feeling tired wearing that very large hat whilst filming of the 2nd Downton film progresses
Absolutely exhausted dear heart
 
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Ooo hats! Nice to see @MancBee real face for a bit

Embroidery Jack is dull but at least she’s given us something to talk about! She can’t stand the thought of us going off topic for more than 5 minutes.
 
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Isn’t Nigella taking away everything the smol pixie has spent their life working on? Tins are Jacks, Mom!!!
 
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There is no way Jack is silent for this long. She isn't in treatment, and she must be getting her likes, engagement and attention from somewhere. No way could a narcissist stay away from Twitter for this long without a sock puppet.

There's an alt Peeky Mink account out there somewhere. @Veronicaaa do your thing.
 
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Isn’t Nigella taking away everything the smol pixie has spent their life working on? Tins are Jacks, Mom!!!
This isn’t Jack’s life’s work, jack can’t afford a tin opener so only buys tins with ring pulls. Or is it that tins with ring pulls are too expensive so she has to buy a tin opener? But she can’t afford a tin opener cos she spends all her weekly shopping allowance on Ocado tins with ring pulls?
 
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