Jack Monroe #187 Who does she think she is, flippin' Cher?

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colouredlines

"You could also add a few slices of banana to the sauce."

I could, but...
 
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MaineCoonMama

What's RJack up to today? I may be out of line saying this, but..does she miss her boy? I miss my best friend's kids if I don't see them for a week or two.
 
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StringyMango

MaineCoonMama said:
What's RJack up to today? I may be out of line saying this, but..does she miss her boy? I miss my best friend's kids if I don't see them for a week or two.
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Not a word on social media AFAIK. I miss my mogs when I'm gone for more than a day.
 
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Yel

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The Dowager said:
I said I don’t like the hats, not I don’t like mayo - I’m not crazy although even I may pass on accepting free mayonnaise from a Gym Bro who doesn’t understand how masks work.
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If you're expecting promotions people to make delicious mayonise based food, wear the branding AND wear a mask correctly then you may need to lower your expectations

I miss the mayo lives the Apple AirPods ® are wearing Jack

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discokebab

Legionnairess said:
This popped up on my fb sponsored feed! Vlad is trolling us about what happened to the curtains in the shitty bungalow. Maybe they have been re-purposed by Jack into a baby mat
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I feel like this is NOT what William Morris would have wanted*

Also: look at meeee, Disco Two Hats.

*insert a confused essay about capitalism,small scale design, form and function
 
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SlopAmbsase

HATS!!!

Also want to share with you all a weird experience I had over the last few days... I happened to see a real life, Tattle-infamous influencer while out. She is someone I really dislike, and do you know what? I didn’t do a thing. Not even a narrowed eyes scowl aimed in her direction. I am so sorry to misconceptions everywhere for not being a danger to anyone’s personal security, safety or wellbeing. Maybe Vlad has sent everyone else their Tattle kidnap kit but my first thought after ‘there’s that grifting drama queen’ was ‘hmm, I like her coat’. Could it be that we’re... normal?!
 
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Vanelope

You sound like a deserving handmade thing recipient. I have come across those who do not appreciate the effort so they are no longer made anything.

edit cos of pesky half finished post
 
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Dustye

A new book shop opened nearby today and the locals have been very excited about it (). I popped in for a gander - they have a great big cook book section, all the classic Nigellas, Hughs, THAT MANs in there, then some of the newer veggie/vegan books, but no sign of our smol pixie. So strange eh
 
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phoebuscartel

I crochet and knit competently and sew amateurishly. After making one of the kids a much complimented baby blanket, I costed out how much I'd have to sell them for to pay myself the London Living Wage about £400 just for my crocheting time, and about £900 following a formula to make sure you pay yourself for all the marketing and posting and other stuff.

So good luck with that, Jack.
 
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People-huv-tae-know

Whoooo hats. Hats every day would be amazing.

This is sort of OT I've been watching Still Game again and in the episode after Tam 'dies' where Navid nearly runs him over in the van. Just before that, Navid is listening to the radio in the van and the radio host is going on about Sherbert dabs, opal fruits and other sweets from yesteryear. Is Jack a secret fan?
 
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Lanie

Loving the hats. I appear to be two little embroidered turds sharing a hat. She's she still being a twat, answers via PayPal.
 
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