That creepy message looks like a serial killer left it at the scene / this
I reckon she added the roots and secret message ( too much Dan Brown ? ) ,Of course she did the roots they areBraaahn ...
Well if it makes them happy that's fine ,I'm on my last week at work so I'm like Jack ,I have zero fucks to give atm and ' working from home 'i.e firefighting any problems via the phone whilst working my way through Shadow and Bone on Netflix .
The packaging chat sounds good to me ,we've been told a day to pack up all our crap and there's a lot of itbut as long as all I have to do is hand round drinks and choccy biscuits I'm good ...
Hope everyone had a good BH weekend and tbh thank God I didn't have to grunk a gazillion pages .
I find that it helps me focus especially if I'm listening to something and takes the place of fidgeting. I have arthritis in my hands and I feel that it keeps my joints supple and moving.It is hand embroidery and would take a good chunk of time. I do buy Jack’s ADHD claims (awaiting my own assessment) and can imagine losing a few days to embroidery hyperfocus.
I think creative projects like this are incredibly healing and a good use of time for people suffering with all sorts of illnesses mysterious or otherwise. Don’t know about arthritis mind you.
It does seem less wholesome shamelessly posting it on social media for validation though. Especially while on a self imposed hiatus.
Not gonna comment on the soil.
Yup - would miss you all but I’m sure we could hang out at the next grifter thread. If she did those things I would no longer be bothered.View attachment 558960
Fuck off with your bullies. Close your Patreon and your PayPal begging jar, stop lying about being in poverty, and I (and I suspect many others) will literally forget you exist, you con merchant.
No grifting = blissful peace.
p.s. you are indeed a twat.
Can see that written on the black wall in her "pointy things/rusty knives hanging up on the wall by a garroting piece of wire" era kitchen tbh.
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Loooooooooooooooooool
She just edited her reply
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She's put it on her instagram stories too
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Thread title nominationFashion frau in a hideous menstruation-induced rage. I hate the shirt and let's not get started on the subliminal embroidery. I hate the stupid breadcrumbing about her 'illnesses' which are irritating at best and frankly very fucking offensive at worst. Take her fawning squiggles away from her so she can get to absolute fuck please!
DefinatelyIs Jack trying to compete with Line of Duty, adding all these mysterious little messages into her sewing?
You're a credit to the badge Harry.I have forensically examined the embroidery on my large screen and have come to the following conclusions:
Investigation over, case closed.
- The same hand stitched the whole thing. The flowers look better than the soil and roots at first glance, but NOT once you zoom in on the poorly executed leaf stitch on the right.
- The hand that stitched the pocket is at beginner level. Looks fine from a distance, quite messy close up.
- The brain that dreamed up the design spent ten minutes on Pinterest looking at pocket embroidery.
- The hand and the brain in question most likely belong to Jack Monroe. Not because she says so, but because it's a fairly basic design, done shoddily, infused with teenage depth and displayed for praise and adoration.
https://giphy.com/ylyUQm2pCWo5yLfFEQ Edit for clarityI have forensically examined the embroidery on my large screen and have come to the following conclusions:
Investigation over, case closed.
- The same hand stitched the whole thing. The flowers look better than the soil and roots at first glance, but NOT once you zoom in on the poorly executed leaf stitch on the right.
- The hand that stitched the pocket is at beginner level. Looks fine from a distance, quite messy close up.
- The brain that dreamed up the design spent ten minutes on Pinterest looking at pocket embroidery.
- The hand and the brain in question most likely belong to Jack Monroe. Not because she says so, but because it's a fairly basic design, done shoddily, infused with teenage depth and displayed for praise and adoration.
Hahaaa I love the typo. I read it in my head as written ... ‘Shay’s say exhaysting’Why does she have to embellish and lie about everything. It's fucking exhaysting.
You appear surprisedI'm honestly hooting at how we went from a bit of embroidery on a shirt to new career Jack. Seriously, she's got ambition, you've got to give her that!
And what's the point for asking for a design to only say you'll do what the fuck you like? Plus having to provide their own shirt? You're fucking outrageous, Jack!
She continually surprises me! Honestly, you think she couldn't get worse or wackier and yet, Jack does. It's quite amazing. Fascinating!You appear surprised
My movers were shocked that I had 25 boxes of books alone.How lovely to wake up to Embroidery Jack! She just can't stay away!
My partner is a mover/packer, and enjoys giving timescale estimates for packing up houses we see on TV.
Most places are "easy, quick" ...but ones with lots of little items are a "Nightmare to pack".
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