Jack Monroe #185 Serves zero

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Captainmouse

Captainmouse

Mr Krabs said:
You’d imagine that the Diva influencer of the year might have some interesting takes on LGBT issues it might be involved in some sort of community activism. But then with Jack you just get brown cakes and cats.

What’s she winning this award for exactly? That time she offended Jewish people? That time she instigated a pile on against a headteacher? The tit that didn’t happen tweets? Triggering sexual abuse victims? Most identities claimed in a single Twitter bio?
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Most identities claimed in a single Twitter bio? does that include smol pixie? 🤔
 
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Orphan_Black

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Captainmouse said:
they would never guess her in a million years, even if she gave smol pixie, gaslighting charlatan with a gazillion ailments as a clue. and she would be voted out first
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She'd be raiding Slopbot's classic hits too, instant giveaway for Fraus :ROFLMAO:
 
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Mr Krabs

Mr Krabs

Malkiavelli said:
WTF! Her speech, just watched it, huh??? 3 things she listed as her main focus points for the year - free school meals, affordable healthy eating and “consultation on redesigning the welfare state”... again, what? Her head is stuck so deep and irreversibly up her own arse - no way, not a bleeping chance has that afternoon of chatting with a some government rep is being considered “consultation” anywhere else but in her own mind indeed if it was, she would be well within her rights to charge en extortionate amount from the government. She’s a tool. Also, free school meals campaign wasn’t hers, she jumped on the bandwagon late in the campaign and affordable healthy eating, what’s that, the food parcels thing that again wasn’t hers? What a charlatan. And lastly, good god she considers herself a professional presenter - hard to even know what to say it was just so awful. She seems to have actually zero idea what she is doing, apparently unaware as she is in front of the camera, or perhaps she is scared of it - certainly doesn’t want to look into it. She sits uncomfortably, looks tense, no rhythm in her breathing, mumbled- nasal talking and she seems to be reading from an auto cue away from the line of the camera, which is not only weird but also seems to imply that she can’t remember any lines - and it was hardly a long speech. Bloody hell.
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Like at this point she’s so delusional I wouldn’t be surprised if she sat round a table with a bunch of mops dressed in wigs and ties and yelled the poverty story at them for an hour, then took to Twitter to brag about being part of a ‘goVERnMeNt CoNsulTatioN’.
 
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