Costume for the Masked Singer - with mask of her choice
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Doing a Marlon Brando...And the only one reading from a piece of paper stuck to the ceiling
Probably her reflection. Looks as if the lips have had a top up very recently.
Shameless greedy, selfish, egotistical grifter! Tom, Marcus, you made the right decisionStill no retweet for Marcus and Tom, but Jack managed to retweet this from Delicious magazine, which funnily enough promotes her own article/advertorial/year 6 English homework.
Well I never.
You know you have been watching too many cooking programmes when you read this and immediately think of Tom Kitchin and Marcus Wareing.Shameless greedy, selfish, egotistical grifter! Tom, Marcus, you made the right decision
I thought the top one looked a bit wonky and wondered if it was cosmetic related.Probably her reflection. Looks as if the lips have had a top up very recently.
To paraphrase Jack. Is there a deadline by which she has to retweet? Or can she:-Still no retweet for Marcus and Tom, but Jack managed to retweet this from Delicious magazine, which funnily enough promotes her own article/advertorial/year 6 English homework.
Well I never.
I knew Tom Kitchin a little when I lived in Edinburgh 🔺️ He is a lovely guy, has time for everyone and cares about his work. He also has an honorary doctorate but in his case it's deserved and he does not go on about it.You know you have been watching too many cooking programmes when you read this and immediately think of Tom Kitchin and Marcus Wareing.
Apart from Boris and JRM all these things have something in common.To paraphrase Jack. Is there a deadline by which she has to retweet? Or can she:-
tweet about her aparthotel,
tweet about sobriety,
tweet photographs of herself,
delete photographs of herself,
photoshop and retweet same photograph,
vague tweet about her treatment and sobriety,
tweet about fridge drinks,
retweet someone else about Boris,
doll herself up for a award ceremony,
do video to receive award,
get prodded and poked and jabbed,
tweet about CT scans and X-rays,
tweet about steroid injections,
retweet some things she has written,
tweet about cooking salad,
make cake,
tweet about making cake,
make more cake and tweet about that,
tweet about reusing foil tray,
make unfunny tweets about Jacob Rees-Mogg,
tweet about her taxi ride,
and................. have a piss and a sandwich.
For goodness sake, give her a break. When could she ever find time to retweet Marcus and Tom? She is BUSY, OK?
And I forgot to mention the parsley. Mind you, so has Jack.Apart from Boris and JRM all these things have something in common.
One reaction is not enough for this, genius
So was that the awards do she made a hoo-haa about choosing the outfit for? A pre-recorded vid? And she ended up wearing that same leather-look collared jacket?