Jack Monroe #185 Serves zero

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Coco the clown had a burberry and pin badge aesthetic. The shoes would appeal to Jack too. A perfect ensemble for when she runs away to the circus.
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Or if Jack wants to be fancy, she can wear a blue hydrangea dress.
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Still no retweet for Marcus and Tom, but Jack managed to retweet this from Delicious magazine, which funnily enough promotes her own article/advertorial/year 6 English homework.

Well I never.


 
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Still no retweet for Marcus and Tom, but Jack managed to retweet this from Delicious magazine, which funnily enough promotes her own article/advertorial/year 6 English homework.

Well I never.


Shameless greedy, selfish, egotistical grifter! Tom, Marcus, you made the right decision 👍
 
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I think she should dress up as a sideboard for mask singer.
 
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Still no retweet for Marcus and Tom, but Jack managed to retweet this from Delicious magazine, which funnily enough promotes her own article/advertorial/year 6 English homework.

Well I never.


To paraphrase Jack. Is there a deadline by which she has to retweet? Or can she:-
tweet about her aparthotel,
tweet about sobriety,
tweet photographs of herself,
delete photographs of herself,
photoshop and retweet same photograph,
vague tweet about her treatment and sobriety,
tweet about fridge drinks,
retweet someone else about Boris,
doll herself up for a award ceremony,
do video to receive award,
get prodded and poked and jabbed,
tweet about CT scans and X-rays,
tweet about steroid injections,
retweet some things she has written,
tweet about cooking salad,
make cake,
tweet about making cake,
make more cake and tweet about that,
tweet about reusing foil tray,
make unfunny tweets about Jacob Rees-Mogg,
tweet about her taxi ride,
and................. have a piss and a sandwich.

For goodness sake, give her a break. When could she ever find time to retweet Marcus and Tom? She is BUSY, OK?
 
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You know you have been watching too many cooking programmes when you read this and immediately think of Tom Kitchin and Marcus Wareing.
I knew Tom Kitchin a little when I lived in Edinburgh 🔺️ He is a lovely guy, has time for everyone and cares about his work. He also has an honorary doctorate but in his case it's deserved and he does not go on about it.
 
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To paraphrase Jack. Is there a deadline by which she has to retweet? Or can she:-
tweet about her aparthotel,
tweet about sobriety,
tweet photographs of herself,
delete photographs of herself,
photoshop and retweet same photograph,
vague tweet about her treatment and sobriety,
tweet about fridge drinks,
retweet someone else about Boris,
doll herself up for a award ceremony,
do video to receive award,
get prodded and poked and jabbed,
tweet about CT scans and X-rays,
tweet about steroid injections,
retweet some things she has written,
tweet about cooking salad,
make cake,
tweet about making cake,
make more cake and tweet about that,
tweet about reusing foil tray,
make unfunny tweets about Jacob Rees-Mogg,
tweet about her taxi ride,
and................. have a piss and a sandwich.

For goodness sake, give her a break. When could she ever find time to retweet Marcus and Tom? She is BUSY, OK?
Apart from Boris and JRM all these things have something in common.

😶
 
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Remember that weekend in mid January when the Guardian published two articles by Jack?

We were all so angry.

Now we are looking for bowls that look like Jack’s clothes and waiting for a measly retweet or two.

Not sure how I feel about this to be honest.
 
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Why did this make me think of one of Jack's money saving tips?

 
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So was that the awards do she made a hoo-haa about choosing the outfit for? A pre-recorded vid? And she ended up wearing that same leather-look collared jacket?
 
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