The old Trafford hotel + popular with the footballers will fill your room with snacks upon request so I have been told so perhaps she's all up in MR niche.
Jack Monroe #183 Someone's fewmmin'
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He still looks like he needs a bath in disinfectant.
Saw this on display a couple of streets from my (rented) flat - is this a sign? Have I been triangulated?! IS JACK HERE??
Pulling my train into speculation station, if she’s staying in an aparthotel, there will be a big fridge to go with the kitchen. Maybe the hotel put the orange juices in there and some other bits and she put the rest in, called the whole lot ‘complimentary’ and a ‘mini fridge’. Who knows.
She puts these photos on Twitter to get the guessing game going and I give zero crappolas.
She puts these photos on Twitter to get the guessing game going and I give zero crappolas.
If, and a big if, she is then that means the whole thing was premeditated by Jack for Twitter engagement. Calling the hotel asking for any alcohol to be removed from the minibar is absolutely a great move for her and as a recovering alcoholic something you’d expect from her.
What is odd about it is that if you can request for it to be filled with whatever, then she’s called and asked for it to be filled with Kombucha, a half drank glass bottle and a carafe of water - would you expect from a hotel that MR frequents there would be a carafe in the fridge? I have never seen a hotel that doesn’t supply bottled water as part of its offering.
If she is, she’s premeditated the whole thing and told the hotel to fill it with this stuff, in return for a tweet about it. There is no way in hell a hotel would put a product that contains alcohol in a recovering alcoholics room without prior instruction. But I still don’t believe she’s there or it happened - the fact she won’t say the name of the hotel despite giving away every minute detail of her whereabouts makes me skeptical. Why not tweet the hotel?
I know I am wildly speculating. Imagine her in a hotel with all the Manchester utd lads.
She wouldn't know what to do with herself.
Plus she's probably enjoying all the attention we are giving speculating, it would be shame to disappoint her.
We can only hope. As you were x
She’d repeat that cringe Glasto story about her wading up to some firemen and going “hello boys”, can’t type that without dying but always imagine she walked towards them like this
whispers what’s a Reddit straight edger?
Jack’s breadcrumbing has made everything a bit
lately but your post and this gif is 
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She can't be in treatment for alcoholism, that's what Sponsorbot is for. Also can only drink half of a can of energy drink (40-90mg caffeine for half) but has no trouble drinking a mug of coffee (~90mg) or ~385mg caffeine from 3.5l of tea over the course of a day. K. I also don't care where she is although I do believe she is in a hotel of some description (sorry fridge truthers). I would however like to know what the parsley is for.
@Captainmouse straight edge is a movement originating from the '80s hardcore punk scene - no alcohol, no smoking, no drugs. Sometimes includes abstinence from animal products and promiscuous sex. Reddit is a site for idiots to post about stupid things to win internet points from other idiots who also post on there.
@Captainmouse straight edge is a movement originating from the '80s hardcore punk scene - no alcohol, no smoking, no drugs. Sometimes includes abstinence from animal products and promiscuous sex. Reddit is a site for idiots to post about stupid things to win internet points from other idiots who also post on there.
‘Straight edge’ is a punk thing from the 80’s where they don’t smoke or drink or take drugs and potentially vegetarian also. It’s quite an American thing.whispers what’s a Reddit straight edger?
He’s gorgeous. You must be a bit of a dish.
Southend biohazard
avoid avoid I agree nobody here wants to meet mackie
Another premie here, highly entertained by the idea of my smol self lost amidst folds of extra skin I can't yet fill like a wizened satsuma.Preach! Also prem and my hands do not look like that! Funnily enough prem babies do catch up growth wise and are not born with too much skin
I have also been mistaken, twice, for someone from Eastenders...........Karen...........HELP!
ETA I was not flattered.
Didn't they sack jos'e last week? Perhaps the the new manager?!
I'm not sure if someone else has mentioned this but I noticed on Jack's Insta, there's a highlight named ODAAT. I couldnt work out what it might stand for (a new book? Something like OOTD?) so I googled it and it's a recovery program. May be a coincidence, may be Jack dropping red herrings, may be what jack's actually up to, idk
Edit: the website said it was originally men only but I guess it might now be open to anyone. It would explain the day-long treatment, recovery buddies 'for a friend' and the 'normalise sobriety'/fridge tweets
Edit: the website said it was originally men only but I guess it might now be open to anyone. It would explain the day-long treatment, recovery buddies 'for a friend' and the 'normalise sobriety'/fridge tweets
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It stands for one day at a time which is a common saying, I think her bloke days are long since forgotten.
She’s clearly completed (read: run into ruin) monetising poverty so is coming for this next. RB got a book or two out of it & some media interest, I’m sure she’ll be the next Stacey Dooley
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