I am still blocked from her twitter, what a tragedyCan I ask, if anyone's been blocked by her in the past, could you maybe check that you're still blocked? Because while her numbers are going up steadily, it's not showing up in her follower list (which it to say, the most recent followers remain static, new followers aren't coming up at the top of her list, IYSWIM). So I'm wondering if she's doing a mass unblocking or something.
Most of what she does is odd, I've come to expect it now. She took care to point out she'd brought her own parsley like it's something all the cool kids do,it's probably something she bought for a recipe later, if she's cooking at the hotel!
I had my first try of so-called health drink Purdeys in the mid-90s because it was on the Manics' rider - this definitely reminded me of that. Jack really does lives her life like it's an episode of Entourage.still on the drinks. the yakult, tropicana and fruit shots are all quite short dated doesn't really make sense for a hotel to put them in a mini bar. perhaps she has finally got that record contract and it is her rider.
Forget skinning up, all the cool kids vape parsley now!Most of what she does is odd, I've come to expect it now. She took care to point out she'd brought her own parsley like it's something all the cool kids do,
I wouldn't put it past our Jack to follow those 'cooking in hotel room' hacks from YouTube videos. Noodles/pasta in the coffee maker, grilled cheese in the trouser press kind of bollocks that makes you feel sorry for the hotel staff. A slow cooker only needs a plug and you can wake up to those delicious cooking smells.Yep if she’s staying anywhere, she’ll be staying at another aparthotel where she can ‘cook’ again.
Honestly though, there's something so good about those little tins of coke. Especially if they have Greek/Turkish/Hebrew writing on the side and are mixed with a tiny bottle of local booze (which you think is vodka but can't be sure). I do miss hotels! If I won the lottery, I wouldn't buy a big country house, I'd bugger off round the world and live in various posh hotels for the rest of my life.It's always a half-size can of coke, too, and costs about 5€. Don't you miss hotels?
You bring up such a good point Lanie. Where are her 'people'. Her agent seems AWOL, her friends few and far between, no response from publishers? It's very strange. I do feel bad for her in a way, yet I can't help but remind myself she's the problem who causes her own isolation.It's quite sad that she's making up this pretend life in general.
If she is sick like I have said and truly wish it is going well but the rest. It's so strange she is playing at being followed yet leaves enough breadcrumbs for even a child with reasonable Google skills to work out.
She doesn't help herself at all, if she is in some sort of recovery then and she is not working then why doesn't she hand over the reigns to her admin and take it off properly to recoup. She's not physically working because of the treatment so her admin can file and record any relevant info until she is safe to return to work.
Receptionist: “Aah could you hold for one moment please Ms Monroe?”“Hello I’m phoning about my booking. I’m Jack monroe and I’ve been working with Marcus Rashford on free school meals, can you make sure there is no alcohol in the fridge”
Sorry to quote myself, but they're gradually appearing on her follower list now. Still really weird that there's such a steady flow of them.Can I ask, if anyone's been blocked by her in the past, could you maybe check that you're still blocked? Because while her numbers are going up steadily, it's not showing up in her follower list (which is to say, the most recent followers remain static, new followers aren't coming up at the top of her list, IYSWIM). So I'm wondering if she's doing a mass unblocking or something.
She's done way worse than that without an ounce of remorse. At least you have the capacity to feel bad and that makes you a good person imo.You bring up such a good point Lanie. Where are her 'people'. Her agent seems AWOL, her friends few and far between, no response from publishers? It's very strange. I do feel bad for her in a way, yet I can't help but remind myself she's the problem who causes her own isolation.
I actually feel like a proper nasty bitch for sharing her poetry page last night.
Maybe there's a huge demand for Twitter accounts that produce mini fridge related content?Sorry to quote myself, but they're gradually appearing on her follower list now. Still really weird that there's such a steady flow of them.
as you lounge in bed with starched sheets in a big fluffy dressing gown eating room serviceI wouldn't put it past our Jack to follow those 'cooking in hotel room' hacks from YouTube videos. Noodles/pasta in the coffee maker, grilled cheese in the trouser press kind of bollocks that makes you feel sorry for the hotel staff. A slow cooker only needs a plug and you can wake up to those delicious cooking smells.
Honestly though, there's something so good about those little tins of coke. Especially if they have Greek/Turkish/Hebrew writing on the side and are mixed with a tiny bottle of local booze (which you think is vodka but can't be sure). I do miss hotels! If I won the lottery, I wouldn't buy a big country house, I'd bugger off round the world and live in various posh hotels for the rest of my life.
'How to Make Food Using Food That is the Same Food as the Food You are Trying to Make' by Jack Monroe coming soon to a bargain bin near youI don't care where she is or what she's up to but I'm still hooting and fizzing over the revelation that the main ingredient of her tomato soup is someone else's tomato soup!
If this proves to be the case then, bloody hell. It's like some sort of turning point as it would be clear evidence of her just blatantly making shit up for engagement, only on this occasion so needlessly, and caught red handed. What a very unwell person she is.They have integrated full size Smeg fridges. So. She’s staying there, and bought all that shit herself.
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Ooh I'll check this out, our fridge has tiny sweary magnets so you can make up different phrases. My wife removes most of them every time her mother visits whereas I lean more toward pointedly leaving themIf you're bored and have even a passing interest in whitegoods there is a page on FB called Show Us Ya Fridge. It's great, so many creatively decorated fridges. My old fridge is on there, it has a big Homer Simpson head which is a talking bottle opener.
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