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Jack Monroe #183 Someone's fewmmin'
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Just catching up. I’ve stayed in a lot of hotels and I have never seen a hotel fridge that size. It’s enormous!
I have no idea what's going on but I'm entertained nonetheless
Very early this morning @Hollaaa noted that Radison hotels have smeg fridges sometimes. I did google and there is a London one with Union Jack smeg fridges.
I love Dwight so much 
I honestly don't think she is at home. I think us speculating she is makes us look bonkers, to be honest. Sorry guys.
I agree. We know every corner of the bungalow, thanks to Jack. She hasn’t been home for weeks.
I'm on a reverse Grunk (Grunking from the latest pages back to the beginning of the thread!) and, wow, what can I add that hasn't already been articulated by the cabal!?
That's obviously a full-sized fridge door. I've seen enough hotel minibars to know that this isn't one of them. No one is generous enough to include such fancy drinks (beyond your classic Coca-colas and Schweppes lemonade etc) in the rate of a hotel room. I've even been to the Midland before (where the Tories held their conference when it was in Manc but, rest assured, I wasn't there for that!!!) and I am 99.9% sure that, like most other hotels, they'll give you a large bottle of water with glasses to drink from – not a carafe.
They wouldn't give you two whole limes as well? Where are you going to cut them? Or is Jack going to tell them that she's a cook and they're going to let her play in their Fisher-Price kitchen? I also Google searched Smeg fridges and one of the images that came up was that metal bar that's over three of the shelves to keep bottles and jars in place (lol).
The fridge looks too clean to be hers.
You’re right, but she’s driven us to this
She's here, probably.
I'm always delighted with an Appletiser when I'm not drinking.
to be fair, is there anyone on here who wouldn't do the same if they found their adolescent ramblings exposed to public scrutiny.?
‘Eat at the dining table or in bed’ - that will have swung it.
Don't give her free content ideas!Was telling my mum about the hotel with kombacha and she said if you drink too much of it, it can give you the shits
I belly laughed at this
You can get Smeg mini fridges. At no other than John Lewis. But this looks a bit small compared to the photo.
They’re £900.
Smeg FAB5RNE Retro Mini Bar Fridge, 40cm Wide, Black
Buy Smeg FAB5RNE Retro Mini Bar Fridge, 40cm Wide, Black from our Fridges range at John Lewis & Partners. Free Delivery on orders over £50.
www.johnlewis.com
They’re £900.
and a carafe of water is strange. they make a bloody fortune selling those tiny ones to those that can afford to stay in such places. if she is working she must be earning megabucks, to stay in a posh hotel for a few weeks. who does she think she is alan partridge??
I can honestly say my 75-year-old Carmina-Pirahna mum would poke the slop with a long garden cane, wearing her handmade Magic Roundabout cartoon mask and cry 'what the bleeping hell is this'?
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