All beeping cos of Tiles made me lose it. Early-ish thread title nomination?I can imagine the hotel staff really excited among themselves going "yes, Jack Monroe, the Hollywood film producer, and Marvel character...."
And up bounds our lil smol pixie to the reception desk with eleventy-hundred rucksacks all beeping cos of Tiles innit, and packed with 100's of DelMonte tins, pairs of clown trazzers, boxes of secret vegan crackling and for light bedtime reading, THAT MAN'S entire back catalogue.
Thread title nomination, you utter genius!!!Going to all that effort to conceal her identity when all they have to do is look at her tattoos
She's like a shit Lorraine Kelly
Oh, another thread title nomination...can I have more than one? Is that allowed pleasethank(space)youplease @Pocahontas ??She's hiding from the Onion Police
Sorry to interrupt the fridge-truthing and hotel speculation but I’ve often thought this. I don’t have EDS but I do have hypermobility and can do some cool and also semi-gross stuff like bending my thumb down and past my arm, and doing the splits really easily (fun but will probably regret it when the arthritis inevitably sets in) and I don’t think for a second that Jack, compulsive show-off and attention seeker, would be getting her leg over her head or bending her fingers right back or popping her hip out of the socket, and not tweeting about it like she does practically every shit she has.Sorry to hark back a few pages but I'm extremely sceptical about the EDS.
She claimed to have it around the same time it became the condition du jour for the sickstagram princesses and I've seen no evidence of it at all.
It's also highly unlikely that she'd have hands like that without an accompanying suite of symptoms/deformities that I won't go into for obvious reasons!
Just my opinion as an EDS having medical frau!
It could be the T or it might just be a genetic quirk that wouldn't be noticeable if she took care of her hands.
before leaving it on a radiator to gently softly dry out so she can dessicate (her spelling) it over the bed a la American beauty to lure LJC backI'm on the cusp of declaring myself a #fridgetruther but part of me hopes she's actually taken her bag of parsley away for a long weekend as a treat. I'm imagining such scenarios as her draping a complimentary bathrobe around it, propping it up on the pillow next to her as she lies tweeting furiously in bed, and asking it "Shall we order room service?"
This is true, if you aren't used to fermented food and drinks it can give you an upset stomach if you have too much. I doubt Jack will notice any difference.Was telling my mum about the hotel with kombacha and she said if you drink too much of it, it can give you the shits
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