Jack Monroe #183 Someone's fewmmin'

[FlashBoof]

The only hotels I have stayed in that have mini bars and/or courtesy soft drink selections have been very expensive. Good job you have your Patreon money, isn’t it!

Quite happy with a Travelodge or...as a real treat, Holiday Inn! I am always grateful they have remembered the tea/coffee and biccies!

PS - I don’t rent, Jackie!

 

[LennyBriscoe]

I wonder if she fancied herself as famous singer songwriter? Like Lisa Loeb.

Frauen, tell me what this means:.

Spoiler: OT.... Unusual item in a parcel

I have just opened up a large parcel of art materials that I ordered.

Inside the parcel tho...there was a large pair of men's French Connection pants. Wtf. I have not checked to see if they are...worn.

Dino, you’re amongst friends here, you don’t have to call them “art materials” - we don’t judge!

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Dogmuck]

Can’t afford butter but CAN afford mini bar drinks

 

[HotesTilaire]

Sorry to interrupt what could be the beginning of a chaos, (Jack in a hotel is going full Partridge!), but I need to tell you all about my dream.

Remember the never-ending rag rug of nightmares? I dreamed that it was eligible to vote. And then wrote here (as a very serious comment) something like “yeah I bet even the rug voted properly in the Brexit referendum”.

That’s what she should wear with the trousers!!!!

 

[Pocahontas]

"I've not booked under my name". Like anyone would know who she was or give a flying duck anyway. Jack's hardly Beyonce

She did do this though

 

[Dogmuck]

Nothing from the crappy bungalow for weeks...she’s moved out right?

 

[MancBee]

What medical reason can there possibly be to come up to Manchester that isn't available closer to Southend? Unless it has all been an elaborate charade, and she is just having a few days in London stalking Louisa. BB hasn't been mentioned for ages. Neither has her son. Nor Cooper. Nobody really..........certainly not Marcus and Tom.

In the words of the lovely Toyah...

It's a myth-tery, it's a myth-tery
I'm still searching for a clue

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Of course we shall speculate where you are Jack but it SHAN’T cover the fact that you, so called activist for people in poverty, cannot even bring yourself to shout out to an amazing project - part of what should be everyone’s fight. Shame on you.

And fair dos, you don’t want to let people know where you are now but once you check out it would be a nice touch to give them a mention since they’ve gone above and beyond. It’s nice to be nice

 

[Orphan_Black]

What medical reason can there possibly be to come up to Manchester that isn't available closer to Southend? Unless it has all been an elaborate charade, and she is just having a few days in London stalking Louisa. BB hasn't been mentioned for ages. Neither has her son. Nor Cooper. Nobody really..........certainly not Marcus and Tom.

In the words of the lovely Toyah...

It's a myth-tery, it's a myth-tery
I'm still searching for a clue

You could pop to the shop tomorrow and bam! You bump into smol pixie herself. Aren't you fizzing & buzzing?!

 

[kachoochoo]

hotel mini bar!

#frugalmama #jackshacks #nospendyear #foreverhydrangea

 

[traumatised sideboard]

They've thoughtfully given her a carafe to drink out of, they definitely know it's her! They obvs didn't know that she's mostly plant-based though, don't you know how offensive it is to put Yakult in a vegan's fridge? If she's not making a Tropicana, pineapple and barbecue sauce soup with parsley for dinner while she catches up here after her intensive all-day treatment then I'll be disappointed. All those energy drinks don't bode well either, they might be fuel for an almighty all-night chaos.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Must say, I don't know anyone who's ever had to stay in a hotel for ~medical reasons~

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Cue: I can't have nice things post.

 

[MancBee]

You could pop to the shop tomorrow and bam! You bump into smol pixie herself. Aren't you fizzing & buzzing?!

Where is the scream in horror emoji?

 

[Orphan_Black]

They've thoughtfully given her a carafe to drink out of, they definitely know it's her! They obvs didn't know that she's mostly plant-based though, don't you know how offensive it is to put Yakult in a vegan's fridge? If she's not making a Tropicana, pineapple and barbecue sauce soup with parsley for dinner while she catches up here after her intensive all-day treatment then I'll be disappointed. All those energy drinks don't bode well either, they might be fuel for an almighty all-night chaos.

Do you think it's deliberate to have the pink and yellow cans turned away? What brand are they?

 

[HotesTilaire]

Shame, if she had friends up there who owned a lot of property she could have stayed with Marcus them.

 

[MancBee]

hotel mini bar!

#frugalmama #jackshacks #nospendyear #foreverhydrangea

I have NEVER had anything out of an hotel minibar. Not even when I could afford it, they are a rip off.

If this is complimentary, she is not in some budget hotel.

 

[Emmapism]

It could be another hint at serious 'treatment'. I came across a cheap hotel in America that lots of people stayed in who were visiting the specialist hospital over the road.

We've said it before but could it be treatment for someone else? Has she explicitly said it's for her? I can't keep up with the nonsense......

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Do you think it's deliberate to have the pink and yellow cans turned away? What brand are they?