Jack Monroe #183 Someone's fewmmin'

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also!

1. a lot of hotel rooms have empty fridges for your own use.

2. if you'd asked for it to be emptied, why would you open it? oh, right, parsley. why are you taking parsley to a hotel?
 
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It could be another hint at serious 'treatment'. I came across a cheap hotel in America that lots of people stayed in who were visiting the specialist hospital over the road.

We've said it before but could it be treatment for someone else? Has she explicitly said it's for her? I can't keep up with the nonsense......
I was thinking this. Sometimes it's cheaper to recover in a hotel than hospital, had me thinking has she left the country for some cheap teeth like the Towie lot do?
 
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I was thinking this. Sometimes it's cheaper to recover in a hotel than hospital, had me thinking has she left the country for some cheap teeth like the Towie lot do?
Can't leave the country at the moment. So it has to be UK.
 
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So you DON'T want to sidle up to them in the fruit and veg aisle and softly, gently tell them you are a huge fan of their work? Shocked I am, SHOCKED.
No, I really don't.

Off to bed, to paraphrase crimewatch "Hope I don't have nightmares"
 
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Can't leave the country at the moment. So it has to be UK.
You can if you are planning to buy or sell property (have evidence of appointments etc, relating to). Of course, that’s not Jack - she RENTS don’t you know!
 
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Probably irrelevant but NotJack's been having delivery grub for the past few days...
 
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She's hidden the branded kombucha cans because they're in direct competition with her own kombucha products. One day she'll unclasp the recipe for whiskey-bucha from her bosom and release it into the wild. In her absence the sixteen SCOBYs in the fridge have probably evolved a method of locomotion by now and have formed a symbiotic relationship with the sentient mirror.
 
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Ok, so all the pieces are in place for a truly gigantic, soul-shattering chaos very soon. Fraus, I'm not ready!! 😭
 
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If she had to write the snarky note to why no one can have a go at her for being a hotel, why post the hotel pic to begin with?
Exactly! We’re getting distracted by the details (not a bad thing, I’m forever in awe of your triangulation skills @Marmalade Atkins ). There was literally NO need to post any of that.
I’m genuinely confused now tbh, where does the Nisa Local come in to all of this?
 
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