Gah, my inward cringing is so hard on this I’m going to end up with a six pack. Oh, Jack.Also, Jack must have gone looking for this tweet from over one year ago to like it in the last hour or so
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Why not use cornflour? Surely it's be cheaper?View attachment 539151Perhaps ask @MancBee before trying this?
it’s taken every ounce of self control I possess not to reply ‘send for the onion police!’.
(The original question was from someone who had got some cheap Paxo and didn’t know how to use it but was thinking of adding pork sausage and some other stuff. These people deserve what they get).
It's way too early for a thread title, but 'Captain Salty, back on board' should be a good one.I see Captain Salty is back on board!
I was pretty sure that for Jack's second book she bought two Burberry coats because the shop assistant was rude to her for being a pov, then Allegra told her she wasn't butch enough for them. If she ALSO bought Viv trousers then that is hilarious, because the second book was a bit of a failure. Don't count your chickens...View attachment 538952
They drive me fucking mad. If you saved your advances you’d have a deposit!!!
Good god squiggle don’t make her do that because then the lies will be revealed
Has either Tom or Marcus started following her on Twitter yet?
I might leave a Boden catalogue on the shitty bungalow’s doorstep.As for what she wears, I really don't give a flying jackfruit about it. Wear what you want and what pleases you, honestly.
But how can she be so annoyingly 'I am soooo maverick and a big ol' lesbian for combining these things' about it? When I was still following her and thought she was a genuine food person, all that performative and cringey non-content just annoyed me .
Fine for a day at the circus
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