Jack Monroe #182 Extraneous brine

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HotesTilaire

Shawads said:
Why so much detail about every single item of clothing she's ever worn with those trousers? This is the type of thing that makes me wonder if some of her self diagnoses could be real then I get the guilts.
Sorry, total downer
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Because we were roasting the outfit containing the trousers in the last thread or one before and Jack loves to play peeky mink with us. I don’t care, makes them look more of a twunt in front of the squiggles.
 
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Carmina-Piranha

Shawads said:
Wear it with those shiny Nike trainers from the tile train escapades and some black socks mate. You'll look a reet Bobby dazzler.
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Grunking but I've just read that in the voice of the god that is/was Sid Waddell (for non-darts fraus, he was a brilliantly funny commentator) x
 
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Orphan_Black

HotesTilaire said:
Because we were roasting the outfit containing the trousers in the last thread or one before and Jack loves to play peeky mink with us. I don’t care, makes them look more of a twunt in front of the squiggles.
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Exactly this! Jack's a cheeky little wind up merchant. Those traaaazers need burning.
 
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Shawads

HotesTilaire said:
Because we were roasting the outfit containing the trousers in the last thread or one before and Jack loves to play peeky mink with us. I don’t care, makes them look more of a twunt in front of the squiggles.
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Oh gawd I missed that traazers detail. Ooh she is a wily one indeed. I take it all back, squiggles must wonder what the Jeff is going on
 
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CabalofBolorneaise

She must be home and sans LJC if she’s playing PeekyMink so obviously with us at nearly midnight. Someone is annoyed their partner has to work/sleep methinks.
 
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HotesTilaire

same with Wiggles being outed as SB’s cake. Somebody has been on a grunka.

ETA to be fair Jack might have wanted to see the lambs. The lambs are fab.
 
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Sideboard Bob

The first set of traaazers shown are Vivienne Westwood! Now we know, what Viv would have wanted was to upset the Old Chief.
 
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Ladderedtights

“...Looking busy is my favourite vibe.” You fucking donkey Jack. Looking forward to your forensic hot take on the recent conviction of Chauvin in the USA whenever you remember that BLM. (Hey Jack, where are the monetised white as mayo receipts?)

I really thought we were at the stage where anyone can dress how they please and not have to label their dress sense “gay”. Sorry if my anger is misdirected, I agree with Will Young’s recent rage at a judge on Jack’s fave show This Is My House about which contestant seemed the least gay.

Is there anything Marcus CAN’T do? I feel like every time I see his name, he’s doing something else. He’s the Bake Off formula but for good causes.
Haven’t been able to grunk everything but here’s my chance to say, “I’m not Jack!” m’lord. We’re the same age but I love feeding my kid good food and have been lucky enough to get jobs based on the skills I’ve worked hard to learn.

Edit because ‘ducking donkey’ ain’t it.
 
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DisgruntledGoat

She’s only had 6 or 7 books hasn’t she? So theoretically that’s a house full of IKEA, a wardrobe full of Primark and a face untouched by cosmetic practitioners, plus 7 luxury items.

Wonder which Patreon month book advance the SMEG fridge that’s bigger than my entire kitchen was purchased with?
 
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L3moning

Cookiecookie said:
Looks like she's latching on to Harry Styles at the moment. But yeah, once again with the massive stereotypes about what 'gay' looks like
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Reminds me a bit of a more extreme version of this album cover:



Although Jack is less straight than KT Tunstall, at least.
 
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heretoreaditall2019

Whilst Marcus is booked & busy making a difference with businesses Jack has publicly disgraced herself out of work with, Jack really is RTing random trying to look vaguely influential in this space & playing hideous dress up with internet strangers, leaving breadcrumbs for tattle to think she’s got future work and/or mates. We’re not the thick ones hun.

Hate to mention it again but with 3k units sold can’t imagine the next book advance will even cover dinner for two at the Groucho.
 
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ChickenPorridge

Mr Krabs said:
Looks great hun. Good luck in your Timmy Mallet/Chris Evans in the 90s fancy dress contest.
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This had me dead. She's an absolute whopper, she's genuinely making Tattle her personality now and making fun of herself which is a good thing I suppose! Right?!

I can't wait for the pics from this doo
 
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